[reads test questions from a magazine to Al] Who would you rather spend the night with? A, your wife, or B...
B!
“Married... With Who” · Season 5, Episode 12
In this episode: Peg (2), Al Bundy (1), Kelly Bundy (1), Marcy Rhoades-D'Arcy (1), Jefferson D'Arcy (1)
I saw a woman come over here. Are one of you my wife? [notices a distressed Marcy, a pleased Peggy and bored Kelly and decides on Kelly) Come on sweetheart, let's go back to bed.
Bye, Daddy.
No, no, no, no. You've made a mistake. I'm your wife. [releases Kelly and takes Jefferson's hand] Now we can go back to bed.
Oh shut up. It's me, it's me.
Al{on phone}: Yeah, we are having a wedding so we need about 2 pounds of cold cuts. What is your cheapest stuff?...Yes, I will take the beaks and claws! I still think 12 cents a pound is damn steep.
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