[Al enters the house carrying a steering wheel.]
Hi, honey. Why did you bring the steering wheel in the house?
Well, I thought, since it isn't attached any more, maybe you'd like to cook it up for dinner?
“The Godfather” · Season 5, Episode 13
In this episode: Al Bundy (3), Peg (3), Kelly Bundy (1)
Pumpkin, it's not that we don't believe you. It's just that we don't believe in love.
That's why our marriage works.
[in a Marlon Brando voice] One day I will ask of a favor. Now this day may never come... [normal voice] ... but we both know it probably will!
Kelly enters with a middle-aged man; Peg and Al are aghast at her new boyfriend
HHarry
I did not know Kelly had a sister.
He's OK by me!
HHarry
This must be Mr. Bundy.
Shakes hands with Al
HHarry
Hello, Harry Ashland, I am an alderman.
That's a priest, Daddy.
HHarry
No, an alderman is more like a city councilman.
Oh. Then how come you wanted me to call you Father?
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