[ordering dinner for everyone in a high-class restaurant] Four steaks. Nuke 'em.
“Eatin' Out” · Season 3, Episode 11
In this episode: Al Bundy (5), Bud Bundy (3), Peg (2), Kelly Bundy (1), Peggy Bundy (1)
Hey, kids, whaddya say? You wanna go out for a nice dinner tomorrow?
We wanna see Tears and Vomit.
Well, you see that when your mom cooks.
I forgot my wallet, Peg.
He's such a nerd.
Now, kids, give your father a chance. (To Al) So, what are your going to do, idiot?
How long do you think it will take them?
Well, it took us 40 minutes to get here one way & knowing how Kelly drives, they should be there & back in about 8 minutes.
WWaiter
Before you see a menu, would anyone care to begin with a cocktail?
Coke.
Coke.
Coke.
Jack and a beer back.
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