[awakens from her sugar coma] Mom, I had the most horrible dream: I was married to a shoe salesman.
“My Mom, the Mom” · Season 3, Episode 12
In this episode: Al Bundy (1), Peg (1), Kelly Bundy (1)
Mom, when I grow up I want to be just like you. I want to do nothing, I want to be nothing.
Bud, you know what I had to do as a kid to earn money to get a jacket? I had to shovel coal, carry ice, dig ditches, pump gas.
Peggy (singing): Nobody knows/The trouble he's seen (Bud and Kelly sing along): Nobody knows/His sorrow...
Thank you very much, Bundy Glee Club. And, by the way, Peg: way to parent.
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