I didn't ask to be here, and I didn't ask to be born.
Peg?
Well, it's her time of the month, Al.
What the hell did we bring her for, then?
Squeak through another month, eh, Kel?
Your mother.
“The Camping Show (aka A Period Piece)” · Season 3, Episode 4
In this episode: Al Bundy (2), Peg (1), Kelly Bundy (1), Bud Bundy (1), Marcy Rhoades-D'Arcy (1)
If I retain any more water, they could build a pier across my butt.
All three at once. What do they do, give it to each other?
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