Kelly
I didn't ask to be here, and I didn't ask to be born.
Al
Peg?
Peg
Well, it's her time of the month, Al.
Al
What the hell did we bring her for, then?
Bud
Squeak through another month, eh, Kel?
Kelly
Your mother.
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