This is going to be my special day. Any girls call me?
Yep, they call you "geek," "dork," "hairy palms."
“Peggy Loves Al - Yeah, Yeah, Yeah” · Season 2, Episode 17
In this episode: Al Bundy (1), Kelly Bundy (1), Bud Bundy (1), Marcy Rhoades-D'Arcy (1), Steve Rhoades (1)
So, what are you getting Peggy for Valentine's Day? Fur? Jewels? A car?
If it was only that easy. I'm gonna have sex with her. Yeah, it's kind of a tradition. Every Valentine's Day I climb those stairs, you know, walk the last mile, and slam-dunk her one. It's a spin through hell for me, but she seems to like it.
I only pray that after 16 years Marcy and I will have that kind of magic between us.
Steve, if it was magic I could do it from down here in front of the TV.
Oh, bunk. You live in this hovel, you bore him those two awful children, and he can't even tell you he loves you? I've heard him say "I love the Cubs", "I'd love a beer." "I'd love it if you'd leave, Marcy." Face it Peggy. This man is no stranger to the word "love".
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