[walks by Kelly, who is pretending to be a mannequin so she will be able to sneak out] Damn, mannequins look like hookers.
“The Great Escape” · Season 2, Episode 18
In this episode: Al Bundy (3), Kelly Bundy (1), Bud Bundy (1)
OFOld Fat Woman
I need shoes!
Yeah, the blacksmith's around the corner.
Hey, Dad. Report Card day!
(Kelly looks shocked)
I got four A's and a B. But enough about me. [he turns to Kelly] Batter up.
I err...I lost it.
Well... [Takes report card out of pocket] This is your lucky day [he holds up the card] 'cause I found it. Must have fallen out of your purse and accidentally gotten taped under your bed.
(Bud hands the card to Al)
How'd she do?
Uh, erm... F, F, F, D. What happened, Kel, you attend one?
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