Steve and Al in “Peggy Loves Al - Yeah, Yeah, Yeah”

So, what are you getting Peggy for Valentine's Day? Fur? Jewels? A car?

If it was only that easy. I'm gonna have sex with her. Yeah, it's kind of a tradition. Every Valentine's Day I climb those stairs, you know, walk the last mile, and slam-dunk her one. It's a spin through hell for me, but she seems to like it.

I only pray that after 16 years Marcy and I will have that kind of magic between us.

Steve, if it was magic I could do it from down here in front of the TV.