Married... with Children · Season 2, Episode 8
“Born to Walk” · Season 2, Episode 8
In this episode: Al Bundy (4), Bud Bundy (2), Steve Rhoades (2), Kelly Bundy (1)
Hey, Steve? [chuckles] You know that two feet, three inches? Well, it was just big enough that a cop spotted me and gave me another ticket for a broken tail-light.
Well, I warned you, Al.
[chuckling] Yeah, oh yeah. You know, me and you just have to go hunting one day. Yeah, I'll get you a pair of antlers to wear.
Well, a special thanks to everyone who didn't get up this morning to drive me to work.
That's my bike. I reported it stolen.
Well, I'll get arrested for that tomorrow. Today I just got a ticket for a broken tail-light.
Hey, Al. Why aren't you at the race track?
The same reason I'm not out dating sleazy blondes. I'm married with children.
Okay, Kel, here's another one. You're walking down the street, and an old man with a dollar pulls up beside you. You a) Ignore him and keep walking, b) Call the police, or (suggestively): c) Do what you usually do?
What is the big rush about getting a license? I mean, do you think that driving a car is glamorous?
Well, it's not as glamorous as hitching with pervos, but I still want to drive.
Well, what about the bus?
Kelly (sarcastically): Yeah, that's great, Dad. Crammed together with a bunch of sweaty strangers who don't speak any English, except for, "Hey, blondie! Look at this!"
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