Married... with Children · Season 2, Episode 10
“The Razor's Edge” · Season 2, Episode 10
In this episode: Peg (2), Marcy Rhoades-D'Arcy (2), Peggy Bundy (2), Al Bundy (1)
Oh Peggy! What am I gonna do? I don't know how much longer I can hold out. But I will not give up my principles for an hour and a half of pleasure.
Look, you don't have to give up any...An hour and a half? If you add up all the sex Al and I have ever had, it STILL doesn't come to an hour and a half. At least not of pleasure.
I'm so excited! Steve has been gone for 5 days. That's the longest we've been apart since we've been married. Well, you know how it is, Peg. What would you do if Al was gone for 5 days?
Cash in his insurance policy, give the kids to my mother, and travel.
Al, did you have to come home?
Well, the summer place is all closed up, the yacht's in dry-dock, so I thought: what the hell, let's spend the night at the ghetto home!
Marcy, I only want your happiness, preferably at your own house. Because you see, now I have healthy kids, a happy husband, and it has just got to stop.
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