So no one made the call to Vancouver?
Alright then, it's a mistake. I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since the day I got married.
“For Whom the Bell Tolls” · Season 2, Episode 7
In this episode: Al Bundy (3), Kelly Bundy (2), Bud Bundy (1), Peggy Bundy (1)
I'll bet this whole thing comes to [looks at bill] 253!!! Family meeting!
The whole family!
I'm on the phone.
[picks up phone] I said family meeting.
[examining the bill] Let’s see what else we have here. Sports hotline, sports hotline, sports hotline, those are ok. Wait a second, wait. Vancouver $80. Kelly?
Oh, sure, all eyes turn to me. Well, let me ask you this. If I did know somebody in Vancouver, don’t you think I’d be living with them and not here?
True enough. Bud?
America First, Dad.
[starts to get up] How 'bout it, Peg? Your mother gotten so fat she's spread across the border?
Al, I did not call Vancouver. And Mom is down to nearly 200.
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