What is the big rush about getting a license? I mean, do you think that driving a car is glamorous?
Well, it's not as glamorous as hitching with pervos, but I still want to drive.
Well, what about the bus?
Kelly (sarcastically): Yeah, that's great, Dad. Crammed together with a bunch of sweaty strangers who don't speak any English, except for, "Hey, blondie! Look at this!"
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