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Married... with Children · Season 2, Episode 7

Al, Kelly and others in “For Whom the Bell Tolls”

[examining the bill] Let’s see what else we have here. Sports hotline, sports hotline, sports hotline, those are ok. Wait a second, wait. Vancouver $80. Kelly?

Oh, sure, all eyes turn to me. Well, let me ask you this. If I did know somebody in Vancouver, don’t you think I’d be living with them and not here?

True enough. Bud?

America First, Dad.

[starts to get up] How 'bout it, Peg? Your mother gotten so fat she's spread across the border?

Al, I did not call Vancouver. And Mom is down to nearly 200.

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