Al has invited Steve to watch an attractive repair girl fix his refrigerator
Steve {stern voice}: Let me get this straight, you dragged me all the way over here for this?!
Yeah.
Steve {pleasant voice}: Thanks, Al!
Steve opens can of beer with Al
“Girls Just Wanna Have Fun: Part 1” · Season 2, Episode 5
In this episode: Al Bundy (3), Peg (1), Steve Rhoades (1)
[staring at the butt of the repair-girl] Yeah, looks like two little kittens playing gently under some denim.
I think it looks more like an apple, Al.
So Al, you were staring at that girl too?
Yeah...
I bet she had great legs.
Yeah...
And good breasts.
Yeah...
Do you wanna come upstairs?
Yeah... Wait a minute--with you?
Oh, yeah!
...Okay.
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