Boys, the time has come. You're about to see the device that will change the face of Halloween forever. Behold... [empties his bag of supplies]
That's not a flying chocolate maker.
This is just a bunch of tubes.
Trust me.
I do trust you, but...I expected something a little more...
[reading the design plans] Oh my God. Will this work?
Absolutely.
What? What is it?
It looks like an incredibly powerful slingshot!
A slingshot capable of hurling objects over a distance of two-city-blocks. Picture yourself. You're walking down the street, you're minding your own business, when all of a sudden, BAM! You're hit by a ten-pound balloon filled with shaving cream, paint, or any number of foul-smelling liquids. [Malcolm, Reese, and Dewey get excited] And you'll never, ever know who did it.
It's the perfect weapon!
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