[Malcolm and Reese take turns eating expired food from the refrigerator]
When was the last Christmas we had eggnog?
I think before Dewey.
[The carton hisses ominously as it is opened]
It's all you, man.
[Reese chugs the eggnog and begins gagging loudly]
[aside] This is a game that has no winners.
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