Guys, Halloween isn't a date on the calender.
Yeah' it is. It's the 31st.
No. Halloween is in your hearts. Every time a little kid cries in fear, that is Halloween. Every time something repulsive ends up in a mailbox, that is Halloween. As long as you carry the spirit of destruction and vandalism in your heats, every day is Halloween!
No, look! It is the 31st!
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