Malcolm and Earl in “Malcolm's Money”

Malcolm

[seeing his photo on the screen] What did you do to me?! I look like a freak!

Kid, that's you. That's what you look like.

Malcolm

I can't let my grandchildren see me like that! You have to fix it! Put on a special filter, or-or brighter lights... Please, you have to fix it.

Sorry, kid. That's the best I can do. I'm a yearbook photographer, not a magician.