Malcolm in the Middle · Season 1, Episode 13
[Reese is seen rollerblading through the house and sitting on the couch]
Wait a minute...somebody stepped in something...oh my God...oh my God! What a mess! Reese, what did you roll in?
Aw, man! [After inspecting the wheels of his skate, he begins wiping it off on the corner of the table]
[Lois opens her mouth to scream]
...
[Lois emits a pained squeak]
You have to admit, it is kind of funny. Yelling so loud you actually throw out your back?
[Busting Reese on the intercom] What are you doing!
Nothing.
Get a glass.
[Reese tries to ignore Lois by trying to drink from the milk carton again]
Don't you dare! When I'm well, I'm going to beat you blue, mister. Get a glass!!!
All right! Okay!!!
Can I have some milk?
Yes... but get a glass!
Okay.
I cannot believe you said that to dad. Oh by the way if you pass Francis on your way to Siberia, tell him I said hi.
Do you think he told mom?
I wouldn't worry about that. Mom's feeling a lot better. Dr. Reese paid her a visit.
What are you talking about?
[talking about Hal's failure to slip Lois pain medication] Let's just say pills and sandwich, not effective. Pills and milk, effective.
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