Hi! We're just calling to check in. Let me speak with Francis.
He's...in the bathroom.
Oh. Well, let me talk to Malcolm.
He's...in the bathroom.
They're both in the bathroom? What are they doing in there?
I have to go to the bathroom. [hangs up]
[After cleaning up the house]
It's never been this clean before.
Uh-oh. It's too clean.
You're right. She'll never buy it.
[The boys start messing up the house]
Dear... penthouse...
Yesterday, I pushed my friend Stevie down some stairs.
Point... taken.
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