Lois
Hi! We're just calling to check in. Let me speak with Francis.
Dewey
He's...in the bathroom.
Lois
Oh. Well, let me talk to Malcolm.
Dewey
He's...in the bathroom.
Lois
They're both in the bathroom? What are they doing in there?
Dewey
I have to go to the bathroom. [hangs up]
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