Mad Men Season 5 quotes

Megan

You should slow down.

Don

I'm timing this for when we arrive. I wanna hit the doorbell with my chin.

Lane

England won the World Cup.

Roger

Cup of what?

Don

It's none of your business.

This is my business.

[to Don] You've been on love leave. It's amazing things are going as well as they are with as little as you are doing.

Roger

So what was wrong again?

You don't like me.

Roger

I did. I really did.

Roger

Who knows why people in history did good things? For all we know Jesus was trying to get the loaves and fishes account.

[to Roger] I thought you married Jane because I had gotten old, and then I realized it was because you had.

Megan

Don, I love you. You're everything I hoped you'd be.

Don

You too.

Peggy

[about Megan] I think she's good at everything. I think she's just one of those girls.

Stan

[about Megan] Reality got her. You work your ass off for months, bite your nails, for what? Heinz...baked...beans.

Michael

[about Megan] I'll tell you what takes guts, never having money for lunch. She's owes me like $15 at this point. What am I gonna do, ask Don? Call her? I think it's clear why she left.

Megan

I felt better failing in that audition than I did when I was succeeding at Heinz.

Michael

I know you saw me.

Don

I thought you were hiding from someone.

Michael

That was a bold last-minute decision, going with your idea.

Don

I thought it was more what they wanted.

Michael

We'll never know, will we? Because they never heard mine.

Don

Look, I don't like going in with two ideas. It's weak.

Michael

And you don't wanna be weak, so you picked yours.

Don

And they bought it, which is our goal, isn't it?

Michael

What do I care? I got a million of them. A million.

Don

Good. I guess I'm lucky you work for me. [Elevator doors open]

Michael

I feel bad for you.

Don

I don't think about you at all. [Exits the elevator]

Pete

You know what Howard? Why don't you spend Thanksgiving with her? And I'll go to your house and screw your wife.

[to Roger, about their LSD trip] Stop telling me things I said that night. Like I know I didn't promise to re-marry right away just to save you alimony.