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S1 E15Unfinished Business

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The constellations of the winter sky are dominated by the brilliant and dynamic figure of Orion. Legend has it, he was a powerfully built young huntsman of exceptional skill, whose love for the daughter of the treacherous king nearly spelled his doom.

[As the audience the planetarium in rapt attention, Lupin sits in his seat, bored out of his mind and nearly falling asleep. He yawns]

If only Fujiko were here. This would be a very romantic date, but... Oh, well. It oughta begin in a minute.

So, did you have the beef or the fish? That's what you get for being the inside man.

[Fujiko sees a flame beside her as she's driving and tries to light her cigarette with it]

Thanks.

[She turns around and sees that it was a zombie who lit the flame]

I don't know which is worse, that she's alive and doesn't remember me, or that she's here.

[Japanese original; Jigen gives up fighting the zombies and makes a run for it]

Jigen, where are you going?

Don't make me say what would hurt my pride!

Are we running away?

What choice have we got?

[Lupin and Jigen stand face to face in their living rooms, hands at the ready]

So, this is it, huh? It's come to this.

Yep. 'Fraid so, Lupin.

Think you can take me on?

You said it yourself a million times, Lupin. I'm the quickest draw on the planet.

Next to me, that is.

Oh, man, this will be sweet.

[Goemon gives the signal, and the two draw their remote controls. The TV switches back and forth between footage of a soap opera and what looks like Django]

I think we really need to get a second TV.

Hey, I've never missed a single episode of Housewives Theater in fifteen years and I'm not starting now.

That's too damn bad, pal. There's a first time for everything. Anyway, it's Spaghetti Western Sunday on Channel 5.

[Lupin and Jigen continue switching between channels]

Dang!

No, no, there it is!

We're watching this!

Hey! No!

Would you come on?

There!

What are you...?

[The TV goes to static]

No!

What the...? Oh, that's just great.

Stop it! Wonderful. Now look what you've done.

Yeah? You started it.

[as Zenigata bites sheepishly into his hat] Well, Zenigata. Look what happened. We did as you said, left with Hanshichi, and you, and the whole damn thing blew up in our faces. Now, what would you do if you were in my position, Inspector?

It says, "I've decided that Japan is too old-fashioned for me. Thanks for your help, aloha." [He realizes that Hanshichi pulled a sleight-of-hand trick and switched the boxes] Damn, he snookered us, the old fart!

[previewing the next episode] This next one's just too weird for words. It's sort of 'Twilight Zone' meets 'House of Wax' meets an exhausted writing staff under deadline pressure.

[covered in glue] Mother said there would be days like this. Just not this many. Good thing I'm so undauntable, 'cause this kind of thing could really drive you crazy!

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