[Lupin and Jigen stand face to face in their living rooms, hands at the ready]
So, this is it, huh? It's come to this.
Yep. 'Fraid so, Lupin.
Think you can take me on?
You said it yourself a million times, Lupin. I'm the quickest draw on the planet.
Next to me, that is.
Oh, man, this will be sweet.
[Goemon gives the signal, and the two draw their remote controls. The TV switches back and forth between footage of a soap opera and what looks like Django]
I think we really need to get a second TV.
Hey, I've never missed a single episode of Housewives Theater in fifteen years and I'm not starting now.
That's too damn bad, pal. There's a first time for everything. Anyway, it's Spaghetti Western Sunday on Channel 5.
[Lupin and Jigen continue switching between channels]
Dang!
No, no, there it is!
We're watching this!
Hey! No!
Would you come on?
There!
What are you...?
[The TV goes to static]
No!
What the...? Oh, that's just great.
Stop it! Wonderful. Now look what you've done.
Yeah? You started it.
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