Something's not right.
It just isn't like him.
I know. It's been two days now without even a word, and usually the problem is you can't shut him up.
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That crazy lady's gonna turn us all into wax figures. Even Fujiko. They got her upstairs, locked up.
[His eyes fill with tears]
Hey, don't! Come on! Get a hold of yourself.
Bet you haven't even tried the most obvious thing.
[He reaches for the doorknob]
No! Hold it, Pops! Wait!
[Zenigata turns the doorknob and starts to sink into the floor]
Help me! Please!
What the hell's going on here, Lupin?
Unfortunately, this kind of thing happens all the time around here. She's like some kind of evil witch.
[lifting Zenigata out] That's just great. Either of you guys wanna lend a hand?
Uh, Goemon?
You need to remain calm.
All right, you guys calm down. I'll freak out!
[He runs away]
[tipsy on bourbon] Come on, you knew we were drunks when you married us!
[also happily wasted on the bourbon] You know the truly great part? I don't care if I ever get better!
[smiling craftily] Don't you tempt fate. It can be cruel.
[answering the phone] Good morning. Zenigata speaking. WHAT?! IN A HOTEL IN BROAD DAYLIGHT?! WHO THE HELL IS THIS?!
[disguising his voice with an accent] The point is, he's here now. Aloha.
[Goemon tries to hang and shoot himself at the same time]
No, Goemon, stop!
Take it easy, man.
She may have put the sleeping pills in the drink, but it was I who kept asking for more. And now the sword, my very soul as a samurai, is gone!
I egged... you on!
It doesn't matter! The responsibility is solely my own! Don't force me to live in shame, Lupin! That's worse than death to me! [He sobs]
[while visiting Goemon in jail] Goemon, I don't know what's bugging you, but you haven't eaten for a week and that's not good for ya. I went to a lot of trouble to get that Japanese food brought in here. Please! Tell me you're not trying to starve yourself. That would be really bad for your health and my conscience.
Hey, uh, Goemon? You know, technically, boneheaded stunts don't count as harakiri.
[Zenigata sees Lupin exit carrying a bunch of weapons]
Uh, listen. Uh, you'd better come along with me right now.
Pops, I can't play right now. Sorry. Gotta go. Take care.
Wait! Lupin! Hey!
[Lupin springs into his Mercedes]
Not so fast, wise guy! [He launches himself at the car and throws his handcuffs forward. As Lupin drives off, Zenigata finds that he's handcuffed several sticks of lit dynamite. He realizes what it is and runs off] Help! Somebody help!
[The dynamite explodes as Lupin drives off down the road]
So that's it, Gemarschaft. Looks just like any other peaceful, boring village. [He drives further into the seemingly empty village, gets out and looks around] Hmm, did I say peaceful? More like comatose.
I gotta admit, I did have an unusually peaceful sleep last night. [He pulls out a pair of earplugs] Modern technology's really a wonderful thing.
[Sister Lavinia seemingly shoots Lupin's head off, and to her surprise he starts running off without it]
Sorry, sister. Didn't mean to lose my head. Toodles!
[Lupin blasts the bubble with a couple of missiles from his Mercedes]
And that is that. [To his astonishment, the bubble reforms] Aw, man. That may not be that.
Okay, pal. Catch me if you can. [The bubble emerges underwater] Damn! I didn't mean it!
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