Lupin III quotes

[attracted to a disguised Zenigata] What would I have to pay for her?

Trust me, you don't want her.

Why not?

Uh, well... I mean, it's just... [Zenigata makes a show of cuddling up to Lupin] You know... I love her so much. [He fake sobs]

Alright, get going.

Thank you. What a nice man.

Zenigata, with Interpol. Would you give me a lift?

Ja, sure.

I'm beat. [He gets in] It's ten o'clock. Why is it still light out?

We have a thing here called the midnight sun, and it...

THAT WAS RHETORICAL! THE POINT IS, I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN A WEEK!

Ah, well. Here, try this eye mask.

Oh, yeah? Huh. [He ties it around his face, then yawns]

[not realizing Zenigata is already asleep] I'm guessing you got some tip about Mr. Lupin.

[startled] ARGH! WHERE? DAMN! LUPIN! [He holds up his hands] Whoa! I can't see! What's goin' on?! Hey! Is it... the apocalypse?

It's just the eye mask. You're fine.

[sheepishly] Uh... I knew that. [He looks out the back window] Damn midnight sun's a menace!

So, what's Lupin doing here?

Well, it isn't really that clear yet. Could be, he's trying to make his way to the North Pole. Yep, it's the closest place to the old midnight sun this time of the year. He'll blast off in a rocket ship and steal it, I tell ya. I just figured it out. He's gonna steal the sun, mama, so he can get away with everything. [The officers exchange confused glances] But I'm not gonna care at all, 'cause it's gonna be... so dark.

Is that Pops in the back seat, blindfolded?

Sure looks like it. Poor guy just can't seem to catch a break.

Hi. How's it going, guys? Mind if I borrow your lighter for a second?

There's no smoking in our town.

[reaching in through the back window] Ah. It slipped my mind.

Hey! Wait a minute! Lupin did it! Seen that everything's all dark!

Inspector, take off your mask.

I didn't... talk in my sleep or anything, did I?

[as Zenigata rubs his eyes] Not a word.

So then, what's the plan?

What the hell do you think? Plunder.

Because?

Huh?

Just think of the consequences if we didn't do it. One of those girls is going to die, and do you want that on your conscience? I know I don't and... Uh, well...

Go on.

And because... it's what we do.

Uh, yeah.

[still digging] 'Cause that was different... The curse was on that mask, so I totally understood... But this is just crazy. I mean, don't come crying to me when I'm sitting on the biggest...

Come on, Lupin, please just let him catch you this one time.

So, I guess this means we're going to be giving up together.

It does?

Sure! That's the power of love.

I, love you?

You see?

I'm not fooling around.

'Cause this is all you need.

You're gonna need a doctor.

[feeling like he's having to come between a pair of squabbling children] Just shut up, you two! Both of ya!

[on the phone] And the inscription on the headstone should read: "Here lies poor Lupin, Fujiko-less. At least if she visits, he can look up her dress."

Chief! Fill me in! What have you got here?

Well, sir, we got a DOA [meaning "Dead on arrival"]. And we got his partners here waiting to be interrogated.

Hold on! Are you saying Lupin's deceased?! Do you think I was born yesterday or something?! Huh?! THE ONLY DUMMMY AROUND HERE IS THE DOA!

[scoffing] The old coffin gambit, Lupin? Come on, you big con artist. [He waves his handcuffs] Alright, open 'er up.

That's our guy!

No!

Hey, Lupin! Get up! Come on! Hey, Lupin! Cut it out, willya? Come on! [He shakes the thief's head] I'm not kiddin', Lupin! This isn't funny! [He starts crying] Damn it, Lupin! It can't be true!

Inspector, please, maybe you should control yourself.

[sobbing] You can't really be dead! I never told you this before, but I love you! What am I gonna do without you? You're my whole reason to live! How could you do this to me? I hate you! No, I don't! I don't! I'm sorry! [He rubs his tear-streaked face against Lupin's] Please don't leave me, Lupin!

[placing a comforting hand on Zenigata's shoulder] It's alright, Inspector.

Puma! I'll get you, you son of a bitch!

Hey! Wait, I ... [The officers throw him into cell with Jigen and Goemon] Ow.

Yo, Pops!

Yo yourself, you damn bastard! I oughta...

What the... hey!

What the hell kind of a partner are you anyway? How could you just let him go and die like that?!

It should be wearing off by now.

And you're sure there's no chance he could have suffocated?

A body in this kind of suspended animation requires very little oxygen.

You'd better be right about that.

Mommy. [He yawns] What a nap.

Are you all right?

[sitting up with a rose in his hand and an amorous expression on his face] You tell me. [He leans in to kiss Fujiko, surreptitiously placing the flower into her shirt, and she slaps hm] Hey, what the hell kind of greeting is that? I mean, especially after that touching tribute that I gave you on my headstone.

[sarcastically] Yeah. Real romantic.

[forgetting part of his phone conversation with the mortician] Hey! That's just crass!

I wanted to see that face. Just once before I say... Hasta la bye bye!

[stealing a gold statue] I'd like to thank the Academy and all the little people who made this possible, especially a certain Inspector... [He stops short when he sees a large black wolf in front of him] Uh... You don't really want me. I just wet myself.

Oh, come on, guys! This is the pits, literally. I mean it's starting to smell like Pavarotti's armpits in here.

Yeah, well, I'm sorry about that, pal, but when it comes to vampires, I don't take any chances.

I mean, I know your family's been Shinto for like ten generations...

Longer.

But that doesn't mean crap to a vampire.

You know, there's something very offensive about that.

[as a storm rages on mount Onihime] No way to get up that mountain tonight. Only an idiot would dare to attempt it.

What the hell am I doing up here?! I'M SCARED OF THUNDER! I'M SCARED OF HEIGHTS!

Wait a minute, Lupin, you were bitten by that bitch, weren't you?

Something... [He takes off his fake neck] ... just happened to come between us.