Feel kind of cheesy about this. Last time I prayed, it was for a two-wheeler.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
But a loon like that, I mean, this treasure could turn out to be a bunch of sumo wrestler bobblehead dolls or a big ball of tinfoil, y'know?
It's possible. But it's said that among his possessions was a sword, called Tsukikagemaru.
I have no idea what that means, Jigen...
I just explained that to you, it's a sword!
... But it sounds important to him, so whaddya say?
[Lupin sits at the table trying to decipher a code while the blinded Jigen rests in the mattress and Goemon sits at the table with Lupin, trying not to fall asleep]
Let's see, I've tried adding, subtracting, multiplying, dividing... I don't know, what else can you do with a number? [He yawns and falls on his back] Truth be told, math was never my best subject. I was always more of a... [He yawns again] ... More of a recess kind of guy.
Hard at work, I see. So, how's it going?
Not well at all.
Because you are not trying.
Hey, you're sitting there like a Buddha! I'm working my ass off!
A flying crow will always... Uh, never mind.
Who the hell's the new woman in your gang?! I thought you only had eyes for Fujiko!
I swear, I don't know what you mean!
You can't fool me, Lupin! I just saw Fujiko in Tokyo, vamping some rich stud.
What? What? But, but, uh...!
Hey, don't blow a gasket there, Pops!
I'll blow whatever the hell I want to! [He gets hit in the head by a falling gold coin. He catches it in his hands as he lies on the ground] Hey, wow!
[More gold coins fall on top of him]
[pouting] Aww... it's just not fair.
It's really not over 'til the fat lady sings. [He jumps off the roof] And I don't mean you either!
Priest': Hey! Get off my bike!
Shut up!
PPriest
Don't tell me to shut up!
I'll tell you whatever I want to!
PPriest
Oh, yeah?!
Yeah!
PPriest
You shut up!
Shut up!
PPriest
You shut up!
You...!
SSSecurity System
Please state today's code phrase.
[in a completely serious tone] I want my daddy and mommy, I'm scared and I want to go home.
[Lupin, who is disguised as the Chief's pet tiger, looks up at the Chief in confusion and astonishment]
SSSecurity System
Voice print code and phrase confirmed.
[running a finger around Zenigata's face] I've been having the naughtiest dreams about you, you know that? And you know what I'm doing to you in those dreams? [She rips the plaster off of Zenigata's nose] This!
[Zenigata screams through gritted teeth. Around a corner, Lupin tries to stifle giggles]
You ever heard of anything so ridiculous in your life? [She sees Lupin staring deliriously ahead and gibbering with Kaguya's bottle resting on his tongue and hearts in his eyes] Ugh. Ask a stupid question.
KKaguya
Nice little streak, but all good things come to an end.
Well, if the end I'd be coming to is yours, then hey, count me in.
Now it's a dragon's liver. What is she, some kind of refugee from a friggin' fairy tale? Well, she'll regret not inviting me to the ball.
Here, mer-y-mer-y-mer-y maid. I don't even know what any of these damn things is supposed to look like.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Lupin III pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.