[while Lupin and Fujiko argue with Alice] OK, now, children, let's just...
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Alice pretends that Fujiko is her mother, so the police ask her to come with them]
Call me when you're done, uh, darling.
This is bad for our reputation. I mean, if anything, she kidnapped us!
Well if you ask me, I'm not sure that's much better for our reputation.
[Jigen pistol-whips the officers holding Lupin]
Leave this to me. You go get the girl.
[Lupin runs off down the street after the girl, and Zenigata runs after him]
ALIIICE!
LUPIIIN!
[Lupin's car is out of control]
Slow down, would ya?
I can't!
What do you mean, you can't?
Hey, the friggin' brakes are out!
[He presses on the brakes to show Jigen]
See?
What? Well, don't just tap 'em!
I'm not just tapping! Look!
Then how come it's not stopping?
Because... the brakes... ARE OUT!
Call me superstitious, but next time you're thinking about that broad, don't actually say her name out loud, okay?
[from down below] Lupin!
Huh?
No!
Hey!
Don't say it!
It's Fujiko!
Aw, crap.
[Zenigata sees Lupin and Jigen floating in mid air]
GOOD GRAVY!
BBaron
Let me see!
[He looks through the telescope]
BBaron
Ah, you see? Just as I told you. Hmm...
It's the damnedest damn thing I ever saw in my damn life!
BBaron
They're falling... They're thrown clear of the car which explodes... when then, they gently float down to earth, bobbing just over the water like pixies.
Will everything be... Well, you know, intent?
DDoctor
Ah, yes, I assume you refer to his hoo-hah.
Her dot... and his dot... are like one big happy dot!
[tossing the bubble maker up and down in her hand] So tell me, did you invent this, or did you steal it?
Well, I guess that depends on which one would really impress you.
I guess... I'd have to say if you invented it.
[leaning in for a kiss] Okay, then let's just say that I invented it, shall we?
[holding up the pin-like tracking device Lupin planted in her hair] Okay.
[She pops the bubble she and Lupin are in. Lupin begins to plummet towards the ocean and frantically claws at the air. Fujiko grows a new bubble for herself]
Then you can just make yourself a new one.
But, Fujiko...!
[mockingly] What? You didn't lie, did you?
Of course I diiiid!
[Zenigata waits beneath Lupin as he plunges in his direction]
Don't worry, Lupin! I'll catch you!
[He grins eagerly]
MOMMYYYYY!
[As Lupin nears the ocean's surface, Zenigata leaps out of the ocean at him]
Listen, Commander, I really wish you all the best with this big bloodbath of yours, but, unfortunately, I'm not going to be sticking around.
Ah, I understand. Well, it's up to you. But I should warn you, the only way out of here is up those steps over there.
[He points to a guillotine. Lupin grimly imagines himself being beheaded]
[in his imagination] Help me! Ahh! Help! Help me, please! I really don't wanna die! Help me, please! Please, stop! I'm too young to die! And too handsome, and charming, and...
[Back in the real world, Lupin continues to stare at the blade]
But, hey, if you have to go, you have to go. I totally respect that.
[hopefully] And you're sure that's the only, only way? There's no, like, camel taxi or anything?
Such petty rivalries are nothing but a bourgeois luxury, which the true revolutionary must abandon. Plus, I hate you.
Damn. I haven't felt so trapped and helpless since the last time I went to Disneyland. But at least when I was at Disneyland, nobody ever forced me to share a teacup with Goofy.
You'll be sharing a cell with rats when I get you back to Japan!
Yeah, well, be that as it may... It'll be the land of the setting sun for you if you stick around here and end up in the middle of some revolutionary uprising.
[He imagines himself and Zenigata clinging to each other in the middle of a battlefield, then imagines himself crying over Zenigata's grave as the Inspector floats away as an angel]
But... What about my poor mother?!
[holding Lupin lightly by the back of his jacket] I got you right in the palm of my hand. And I'm not lettin' ya...
[pulling himself free] No wonder you never caught me.
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