Fujiko quotes from Lupin III

You fool! What, do you think you'll stop me?

Not at all. But stay here if you don't want to die.

Oh, Lupin! I'm so glad. So, are you going to help me?

[rolling over on the couch] Hmph! This is ridiculous.

Lupin...

It's frustrating, but... this is hopeless.

Fujiko...

Fujiko... marry me!

What?

[desperately] I only have three more days. This is my last wish.

Please. We'll just do the ceremony. Please, Fujiko.

Please.

You really love me that much?

Yes!

Then... okay.

[spirits lifted] Really? Alright!

[to Lupin] Your grandfather, Arsène Lupin, would never let anything slip from his grasp.

Can't disagree with you there.

It's unbelievable. A billion dollars, it's all gone. Sunk in the ocean, for what? All for revenge. What a waste.

I just can't get over it. Old Pops, the constant pain in the rear, who hounded me across seven continents, is gone forever. It's really true what they say in the song, you don't know what you got until it's gone.

[crossing himself] Everybody's gotta go sometime. It's all just a long goodbye, Lupin.

Zenigata is now with his ancestors.

[choking up] Poor Pops.

Lupin, you weasel! We had a deal! Get your butt over here!

[relieved] Pops! Is that you? We thought you were dead! Oh, I could kiss you, ya big lug! Let's get out of here, guys! The chase is on again! Woo-hoo!

Wait, Lupin!

[shivering and sneezing] I still don't get why it took you guys twenty minutes to haul me back on board!

Actually, we could've had you out a lot sooner, lover, but everybody agreed that cold water was exactly what was needed to cure your... voyeurism.

In fact, we're gonna keep some handy.

Very funny.

[about Genhalter] The bad news is he's in East Berlin.

What? East Berlin? Isn't that a little ironic?

War's over, guy says, "Hey, they may be Commies, but at least they're fellow homicidal totalitarians."

Fujiko! Fujiko, hold on! I'm coming! [He grabs the oars] Come on, Jigen, we gotta help her!

Hey, hey, hey! The scotch! Who-o-oah!

No! Let go of me!

Faster! Let's go!

Fujiko! Fujiko! Fujiko!

[simultaneously] Uh! Ow! Oh!

Lupin, help!

Don't worry! I'm coming! Here I am!

Hey! Take it easy! I'm getting seasick!

Lupin!

Jigen! Get 'em, get 'em, get 'em!

[aiming his pistol] Hang on. I can't get a beat on 'em.

Come on! They're getting away! Shoot 'em, willya?

Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!

Oops. Sorry, pal.

Smart guy like you? You really thought Nessie would be attracted to this tin can?

Her mating habits are obscure.

I'm guessing yours must be too if you really thought this lame plan would work.

You can bait me all you like, but it's all moot since your friend charmed Nessie for me.

Thanks a lot, Fujiko.

Don't blame me.

It's, uh, kind of funny, you know?

What is so amusing?

I happen to have a nice singing voice!

It's just that it's not the first of your charms that comes to mind.

Oh God, you're hopeless.

The sun sets, and the sun rises again.

The same sun the Pharaohs worshipped thousands of years ago.

Yes. You know our lives really are just the blink of an eye.

How's he doing down there, anyway?

Fujiko, is that the...?

I'm so ashamed of myself. I just hope it's not too late to return it. [Jigen and Goemon stare at her perspicaciously] He fell asleep in my arms, babbling and shivering. It was unbearable, seeing him like that, frail and frightened. He was clinging to me like a newborn baby.

You know, you got a point there. So, then, where would he be?

He must be in the Valley of the Kings.

Much obliged, Fujiko.

So, how was I? As a king?

Sick and scary.

I mean, you know, before that.

Oh, you want to know about...

Uh-huh.

No, you didn't bring out the concubine in me. [Lupin is crestfallen] You were goofy. You should have seen yourself.

Damn!

Guess we're sharing this compartment. Come on, sit down.

Uh, no, man. It's like, you know... later! [He opens the next door, and finds Fujiko changing] Yeah! [She throws her shoe at him]

Dirty hippy!

I could swear I heard a woman scream out here. [He heads to Fujiko's compartment and peers inside] Excuse me, but I thought... [Fujiko screams and throws her other shoe at Zenigata] Oww. [He reveals a shoe print on his face from where Fujiko hit him]

[in disguise] So, you're actually on a case, Inspector? How exciting!

Oh, yeah? Exactly how excited are you?

You know, that jockey's outfit back there was giving me ideas.

Lupin, listen! You gotta get out of there! You're gonna crash on that bridge up ahead!

Get over there first and blow up the bridge!

No, you're insane! Don't do it! You're gonna plunge into the gorge!

Just do it, willya? Not that I don't appreciate your concern, sweetheart.

[acting like a tsundere] Did you think I was talking about you? It's the loot I'm worried about!