Fujiko quotes from Lupin III

Well, the good thing is, I don't think it's Hell.

Not a real far cry, though.

I've always thought of you boys as close relatives.

[incredulously] Yeah? That's what Lizzie Borden said.

I can't believe I lost all that money.

Yeah? Well, that was my money, you big dumb jerk!

Help! She's gonna kill me!

You wish! Killing's too good for you!

You sure you're okay to drive?

Oh, sure. I'm fine. Just fine. Little bit of alcohol like that isn't going to affect me.

[sitting in the back with Goemon] Lupin, cut it out!

[to a flight attendant he doesn't realize is Fujiko in disguise, gesturing suggestively] I'll take whateeeever you're serving.

[going behind a curtain] Ugh.

Oh, miiiiss?

[politely] I'll be right back. [to Lupin] Let's get this over with. Now he's flirting with me!

I can't believe we were beaten to the punch like that!

You really need to let that go, my friend.

Goemon's right, Lupin. You're really losing perspective here. I mean, we just scored the biggest, most beautiful diamond I've ever laid eyes on.

And will you love it as much when it retails for five bucks?

Open wide now, Inspector Sleeping Beauty. [He holds Zenigata's nose. The Inspector sneezes violently, and the microfilm goes flying] What...? Hey! It's not in there! What's going on?

Wh... Wha...?

[whistling and pointing to show the direction the microfilm flew in and then pointing to the ocean] Mmm... hm. Ker-plop.

What could you possible want, ma cherie?

To feel loved, of course, mon petit escargot.

[confused] Your little... snail?

So someone's running around impersonating me. I mean, what's so hard to grasp? I am something of a celebrity, you know.

He dresses like you, he sounds like you, and he's got your fingerprints.

Yeah, but he's not as handsome, according to you.

So what? You're a master of disguise, and I didn't say handsome anyway.

Whatever. You guys stick together, and I'll stick to my principles, like not working with killers.

[frustrated] What a hypocritical bitch! "Principles", my ass.

It's been fun... 'til now.

Damn it! Can't a guy kill himself in peace?!?

Sorry, Lupin, but I just can't let you do this.

It's midnight, right on the dot!

Lupin, sorry I have to do this. We'll be together soon.

No, wait! It's a... It's a...

[relieved] I knew I was right. You're not a killer. In fact, you're even allergic to death.

We did everything we could. You know that, Jigen.

Yeah, I know, I know.

Poor Lupin.

[from the bathroom] Oh! Atlantic Ocean!

What happened? Are you all right?

Yeah. I'm fine. [He presents the bomb Lawrence made him swallow] But that horse laxative almost did me in.

What? But, hey! What about all the money?

Hey, I wasn't exactly in a strong bargaining position or anything.

Yeah, but, couldn't you... You know...

What, take on the whole group of them in alphabetical order?

Well, it's not like it'd be the first time or anything.

[to Lupin] You're coming with me! [Fujiko knocks him out] Ow.

Clumsy me.