Jigen quotes from Lupin III

Huh? Where's the woman?

She ran away.

This is priceless!

Laugh it up.

Are you cold?

Of course. I wanna get home and take a nice hot bath.

Then you better return this.

Huh? You're heartless.

Just do it.

She was such a nice girl.

[throwing Lupin out of the boat] Go back there by yourself, then.

Hey, Jigen, will you quit this already? Forget about that loon. [Jigen walks off to the side] Hmph. Fine. I'll just take Goemon with me for this next job. Hey, Goemon! Goemon! [To Lupin's chagrin, Goemon appears from the pile of books, likewise perusing the volumes]

What?

Well now, Goemon.

I'm certain I've heard of Kyousuke Mamou as well.

You gotta be kidding me. Mamou, Mamou, Lupin the 13th, the year two-thousand something... This ain't a sci-fi manga.

Allow me to explain, Lupin. I have conquered the fourth dimension. Behold. With this time machine, I can traverse the temporal plane, past or future. And I saw it. [A frown forms on the slumbering thief's face] I saw my descendants kill your descendants. It all occurs about nine hundred years from now. [Lupin moans softly] Still don't believe me? Then I'll tell you my date of birth. It's November 18th, 1932.

November 18th, 1932... Yeesh! What a lousy dream. [He goes to the window and stares contemplatively out of it. Jigen and Goemon enter the room]

Hey, Lupin, we found it. Listen up. Kyousuke Mamou, a scientist. Sci-fi author and recipient of the Hugo award. His passion lies in the fourth dimension, especially the study of time and space, but he went mad in 1966.

While institutionalised in the city's psychiatric hospital, he declared the world was in crisis, and built a time machine, his version of Noah's Ark. He is currently traveling in time.

What's his date of birth?

Date of birth? Yes, it's here. November 18th, 1932.

[smirking] Quite interesting, Mr. Kyousuke Mamou.

[to Fujiko] Lupin's in a bit of a serious mood right now. He's up against a man who travels the fourth dimension, one Kyousuke Mamo. We're afraid of him, too. [Lupin flies into a rage and hurls a machete past them]

BULLCRAP! Did I ever say I was afraid? Hell no! You think I'd take that lunatic's threat seriously? [He grabs Fujiko] Come with me, Fujiko dear. [He races off down the road with her in his Mercedes to take her on a date and forget about the lunatic]

[shaking Goemon roughly] Hey, Goemon! Why the hell didn't you help him?

And what exactly did you do to help?

Lupin... Lupin...

Don't cry, Jigen. [Despite this, Jigen starts to cry anyway] I'll avenge him.

Idiot! You're too old-fashioned! He's in the Fourth Dimension! The 29th Century! What can an Edo Period guy like you do? If Mr. Edo Period could do something, Lupin would most likely have done something himself.

[from behind the aquarium] Edo Period, huh? How insightful of you two. You've given me a great idea.

[eyes streaming with fresh tears] Lupin...

Well, you see, I was worried that people would miss me when I was gone, so I hid for a bit. [He chuckles]

[angry at Lupin for scaring him] Damn you, Lupin!

[to Lupin] Your grandfather, Arsène Lupin, would never let anything slip from his grasp.

Can't disagree with you there.

The emergency alarm! Call the police!

Don't make a racket. [He pushes Beaver so that his rear is stuck to the floor, and tapes his mouth]

Oh, come on, Jigen. Don't look so cranky.

[defensively] I was born cranky.

It's unbelievable. A billion dollars, it's all gone. Sunk in the ocean, for what? All for revenge. What a waste.

I just can't get over it. Old Pops, the constant pain in the rear, who hounded me across seven continents, is gone forever. It's really true what they say in the song, you don't know what you got until it's gone.

[crossing himself] Everybody's gotta go sometime. It's all just a long goodbye, Lupin.

Zenigata is now with his ancestors.

[choking up] Poor Pops.

Lupin, you weasel! We had a deal! Get your butt over here!

[relieved] Pops! Is that you? We thought you were dead! Oh, I could kiss you, ya big lug! Let's get out of here, guys! The chase is on again! Woo-hoo!

Wait, Lupin!

[shivering and sneezing] I still don't get why it took you guys twenty minutes to haul me back on board!

Actually, we could've had you out a lot sooner, lover, but everybody agreed that cold water was exactly what was needed to cure your... voyeurism.

In fact, we're gonna keep some handy.

Very funny.

Fujiko! Fujiko, hold on! I'm coming! [He grabs the oars] Come on, Jigen, we gotta help her!

Hey, hey, hey! The scotch! Who-o-oah!

No! Let go of me!

Faster! Let's go!

Fujiko! Fujiko! Fujiko!

[simultaneously] Uh! Ow! Oh!

Lupin, help!

Don't worry! I'm coming! Here I am!

Hey! Take it easy! I'm getting seasick!

Lupin!

Jigen! Get 'em, get 'em, get 'em!

[aiming his pistol] Hang on. I can't get a beat on 'em.

Come on! They're getting away! Shoot 'em, willya?

Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!

Oops. Sorry, pal.

Damn it! What in the hell is the matter with you, Lupin?

Matter?! What's the matter?! Ask my damn butt!

Ooh, that's gotta hurt. These guys are good. I mean, well, you know.

Uh, Lupin? I take it back. What I said about Nessie.

You? Yeah. Gimme a break.

No, really. I've been skeptical about the whole thing, but I'm starting to come around to your point of view.

Oh, really? And what brought about this conversion?

Oh, I don't know. Probably this fifty-foot sea serpent here.

Yeah, yeah. Very... [He turns around and finds that Jigen is absolutely correct]

What a touching tableau. I'm all choked up.

Not enough, if you ask me.

I'd say that beard disqualifies you from weighing in on matters of taste.

Hey! Come on down here and say that!