Jigen quotes from Lupin III

It says right here, "Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot..."

You just tripped over my dick.

There's a sign up ahead. It says Go Fuck Yourself.

Still, what a flake. Doesn't this guy know about libel laws?

What Lupin needs is rest. He's completely exhausted, in both mind and body.

[hearing Fujiko and Lupin plan to get married] Hmph. You should take a walk before you break his heart.

American cops aren't pushovers like the ones in Japan.

Fujiko, in your vocabulary the word friends is just a synonym for money.

I'm hungry.

Sorry, but we only have food for me, not for you.

The octopus? Forget about that.

Linda, my sweet!

The hell? Did he just say "Linda, my sweet"? I can't do this...

This is why I keep telling you to be careful of women.

I got it, I got it. Don't nag so much.

Dang it! Goemon Ishikawa the First was boiled to death! So I figured this Goemon would be weak against fire! That's the whole reason I prepared the fuel! But nooo!

Enough with the braying. What are you, a donkey?

Oh, Lupin! I'm so glad. So, are you going to help me?

[rolling over on the couch] Hmph! This is ridiculous.

He's late!

[sulking on a chair and frustratedly throwing darts at a heart-shaped target] Yeah. Late.

What could he be doing before a job?

Hung up on a woman, most likely.

If that's the case, what are you going to do?

I've had enough. We're through! [He throws a dart at the door just as it's being opened. Lupin catches the dart in his hand. Jigen brightens] You're late!

Where's Lupin?

[feigning apathy] Don't care. [The walkie talkie buzzes. Once again, Jigen's mood brightens] Oh, it's him.