Jigen quotes from Lupin III

Smart guy like you? You really thought Nessie would be attracted to this tin can?

Her mating habits are obscure.

I'm guessing yours must be too if you really thought this lame plan would work.

You can bait me all you like, but it's all moot since your friend charmed Nessie for me.

Thanks a lot, Fujiko.

Don't blame me.

It's, uh, kind of funny, you know?

What is so amusing?

I happen to have a nice singing voice!

It's just that it's not the first of your charms that comes to mind.

Oh God, you're hopeless.

Oh man, I am so glad to be out of that friggin' forest.

Walking all night, starving to death, I can't take another step... Whoa, a restaurant! Woo-hoo!

Of course it's leaning, Jigen. It's just, after all that chianti, you are, too.

Oh.

The sun sets, and the sun rises again.

The same sun the Pharaohs worshipped thousands of years ago.

Yes. You know our lives really are just the blink of an eye.

How's he doing down there, anyway?

Fujiko, is that the...?

I'm so ashamed of myself. I just hope it's not too late to return it. [Jigen and Goemon stare at her perspicaciously] He fell asleep in my arms, babbling and shivering. It was unbearable, seeing him like that, frail and frightened. He was clinging to me like a newborn baby.

Hey, Jigen, listen up. Remember that map?

M-hm. Yeah. What about it?

You must have left it at the hotel. Zenigata found it and he's on the train.

What? Really? Nah. That's impossible. I'd never make a rookie mistake like that.

There's a simple way to resolve this.

Yeah, sure, I got it right he- Where the hell is it? Aw, man.

Don't sweat it. Pops'll be looking for us, and luckily we're in disguise. I'm sure he's clueless about Martino.

Water. Please, I...

No! Don't you drink that! It's not water, it's...

Don't you...

Damn it. Just my luck. This he's got the strength to finish.

You know, you're like a friggin' teenager, Lupin. You gotta grow up, man.

[petulantly] I am not like a teenager! You guys suck! Go on, take off. Who needs ya? [He hears Jigen and Goemon leaving] It's not fair! Everyone's being mean to me!

Stewardess! Don't let them on there!

How did he get out?

Are you sure? That was from the Queen, inviting you to Buckingham Palace, for your cooperation with Scotland Yard.

What?! The Queen?! Buckingham Palace?? Aaaagh! Get back here! Why didn't you tell me? I always wanted to meet the Queen! Maybe she was gonna knight me or something, who knows? It's possible! [He sobs pathetically]

Goemon, are you in?

Hmm... Why not? I'll give it a try.

Are you saying you've never been before?

This is just great! After all the work I put into that stupid race tomorrow!

It's your own damn fault.

I KNOW!!!

You sure you're okay to drive?

Oh, sure. I'm fine. Just fine. Little bit of alcohol like that isn't going to affect me.

[sitting in the back with Goemon] Lupin, cut it out!

You guys are a couple of lightweights.

Come on, man, keep it down, willya?

Ah, geez...

You know, just for the record, I've never been hungover from drinking sake.

Anyway, we already know where the microfilm is.

Hell of a lot of good that does us. Though some fun pictures do come to mind.

Open wide now, Inspector Sleeping Beauty. [He holds Zenigata's nose. The Inspector sneezes violently, and the microfilm goes flying] What...? Hey! It's not in there! What's going on?

Wh... Wha...?

[whistling and pointing to show the direction the microfilm flew in and then pointing to the ocean] Mmm... hm. Ker-plop.