A character in Lupin III
Jigen
Lupin III · 568 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Lupin III: in 189 of its 568 quotes
Most scenes with: Lupin (119), Goemon (43), Fujiko (21)
[thinking Lupin had died] He was a lady-killer, spineless, irritating, but to die like this...
[a stone is hurled at his head. Lupin emerges from one of the corner pockets]
[indignantly] Who's a spineless irritating lady-killer?!
[Lupin barges into Jigen and Goemon's room. The two men wake up squealing like little girls. There's a short, awkward pause. Lupin goes to the end of Goemon's bed and looks at him curiously]
[blushing and clearing his throat] It seems I've had a bad dream.
[trying to look casual] Me, too.
[Lupin leaves, knowing his partners don't have the diamond]
[The gang stand on each other's shoulders so that their lunatic friend can reach a diaper on a laundry line]
When I find that old lady, I'll show her who's boss.
[standing on Jigen's shoulders] I came to Broadway for this?
[standing on Goemon's shoulders] The four of us had to be mobilized for that?
[standing on Fujiko's shoulders] Just a bit more... there... just a bit more...
[He manages to grab the trivial thing]
That old bag is trying to make the article more interesting. She siphoned the gas out of the tank. We're out of gas!
[laughing lightly and pushing his fedora further down his face] That old biddy. I'm beginning to like her.
At the moment, the president is taking a nap. Until he wakes up, please wait in the waiting room.
OK. By the way... [He hits the guard with a tranquilizer dart] Why don't you take a nap as well?
[A group of men in brown uniforms burst in on Jigen, who is sitting in a hotel room, holding a beverage glass and wearing a nightgown and a nightcap]
Well, I don't recall calling for room service.
Has a woman come into this room?
What woman? Sorry, man, but I'm a woman-hater.
If you're lying, you're in big trouble. Search the place!
[The men trash the room while Jigen calmly sits and has a drink. Fortunately, they don't notice the broken window the woman swung in through]
Damn it, she got away!
[The men leave as Jigen holds the door open for them]
[to the chief] Thank you for coming. Why don't you have a drink with me?
[The chief ignores him and leaves. Jigen kicks the door shut in a huff]
[seeing Mr. Steel as Lupin grope a woman in the park] He's really trying to act like Lupin, isn't he?
I'm not as bad as that.
Look at Pops bragging up there.
Go ahead and let him.
That fish could beat Jaws.
I oughta turn 'im into a canned salmon.
Sounds like someone thinks he might not measure up.
Oh, that's ridiculous, man! I have a fourteen-inch doggy dick and don't you forget it!
Gentlemen.
Hey, this guy's got a dick for a head.
I can see you've been talking about me already.
You said you were stuck to the seat with super glue? Be careful not to peel your back.
I have to hurry and help Fujiko.
[dismantling the bomb] In Chinatown? [He pulls out the connecting wire] Right, got it.
[Lupin flexes his back, but the bomb is still stuck to him and the entire back of his clothes is torn off]
Guess not.
Whoever touches this bubble when it bursts instantly loses their short-term memory.
[He lets the bubble float and walks away]
Hmph. Ridiculous. [The bubble bursts on the brim of Jigen's hat, and he stares ahead in a trance. Lupin steals the gun Jigen was cleaning and swaps it with an ice cream cone. Jigen breaks out of the trance and rubs a handkerchief on the ice cream] Huh? What the...? [Lupin laughs, and Jigen throws the ice cream into his mouth]
[over the phone] Fujiko dear!
[in the bath] Lupin, I won't see you any more.
Sorry. Just wait for me. Kissy kissy!
Calling Fujiko again?
[Lupin has just told Jigen he heard that the Minister needs Arsene Lupin's treasure for something]
[scoffing] Ridiculous. I heard the Minister of Justice is going to run for President. He's just using you as campaign fodder.
Yeah, it seems like it.
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