A character in Lupin III
Jigen
Lupin III · 568 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Lupin III: in 189 of its 568 quotes
Most scenes with: Lupin (119), Goemon (43), Fujiko (21)
[hearing that the concert will have a jeweled baton] You know, Lupin, I don't know if I've told you, but I've been a big classical music fan ever since I was a kid.
What? You've always been a ballads kind of guy.
Looks like Pops is getting serious.
Better hope so, 'cause if that ain't serious, I don't know what serious is.
[Goemon notices the couch he damaged while under hypnosis]
What in the world did I just do?
Nothing, just tried to Cuisinart us to death, pally!
[Lupin is about to explain his plan to defeat Kyoransky]
Anyway, take a look at this.
[He pulls out a ladle]
Okay, I don't understand.
It's a straining ladle for cooking.
I know that, but what are you gonna do? Challenge Kyoransky to a bake off?
Love isn't allowed in a man's world.
Come on, Jigen, don't be so mean.
[answering the phone] Huh?
Jigen! I'm being chased! Help me! This is Joe!
Joe? What's the matter? Where are you?
I'm in Maria's restaurant.
[Joe's two pursuers kick the door open. Joe draws but isn't able to fire. He backs away in terror]
[over the phone] Joe, answer me! What's the matter with you, Joe?
[over the phone] Go to hell, you idiot!
[From over the phone comes the sound of gunfire]
JOE!
[Jigen's panicked cries wake Lupin, who sleepily shuffles out of his room, clutching a pillow. The international thief and criminal looks profoundly innocent standing in the doorway like this]
Jigen, what's going on?
It's bad. My mentor's going to get bumped off.
[half-asleep] Huh...?
He's a man named Joe of Spade... Lupin, will you go to Marseille with me?
[Lupin responds with a loud yawn]
It's the middle of the night...
[Jigen carries Lupin over his shoulder into the Mercedes and drives into the night with him in the front passenger seat]
[muted] Goemon, what's going on?
[muted] I don't know, but there are fleas around. I feel itchy.
It's a silencer that silences all sound! Now we're almost in the nuclear safe.
Anyway, you can take a bath now.
[Lupin, Jigen and Goemon are handcuffed to a tree branch by Zenigata]
Hey, Zenigata, what are you going to do with us?
I'm not going to do anything.
You're not going to do anything? What do you mean? Why won't you arrest us?
According to the findings from the ICPO investigation, three men suspected as killers are riding the airship Paradise, which is on a goodwill mission. One of the men is from America, one is from Britain and the third is from the USSR. And the target seems to be you, Lupin the Third.
Thanks for the information. But Pops, why are you going out of your way to help us?
[Zenigata says nothing, but turns and silently walks away. He stops suddenly]
I heard they have strange killing techniques. Be careful.
Now I understand why you showed us your capture technique.
[suddenly acting like a tsundere] You idiot! What kind of policeman would do such a thing?... Good luck anyway.
Good luck?
[smiling warmly] He's too nice to be a policeman.
[Zenigata wakes up underwater and surfaces in the Seine]
Good grief! Pops is alive!
Lupin! You're under arrest!
What's going on here?
No idea.
[hearing Truffaut's men] They're coming.
[The gang jumps into the river. Lupin knocks Zenigata out with a stick as he does so]
You play dead now, Pops.
Jigen, I'll take one for you.
Maybe it's better if I've had a shower first?
It doesn't make a difference anyway.
[He takes a picture of Jigen. A photo comes out. Lupin looks at it with surprise]
What? What's on it?
[He finds to his bewilderment that it's a photo three minutes into the future of him in the shower, completely nude]
Let's save him. [He plays the flute]
[still wrestling with the snake] That's the wrong end!
My bad.
[Jigen sees Lupin sitting in the middle of the courtyard. Butterflies circle around his head]
Lupin! [He rushes forward and shakes the dozing Lupin by the head] Wake up, Lupin!
Three billion, six hundred and fifty seven million, six thousand...
[smacking Lupin lightly on the head to wake him up] What kind of talk is that? We know the guy's real identity now.
Lupin, what are you doing? [She runs up to the gang] Is that the Venus statue? It's pretty.
You can see it behind the camels?
What camels?
[Lupin removes the tape from a bound Jigen's mouth]
Lupin, you jerk! Have I ever betrayed you? What's the big idea?
If I didn't, you wouldn't come with me.
Stop the car! I don't want to take part! [Lupin sprays Jigen with knockout gas] Lupin, I'll remember this...
[He passes out in the front passenger seat]
I'll wake you when you get there. Sweet dreams.
What now, Jigen?
Dunno.
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