Jigen quotes from Lupin III

By the way, why does the Minister have your grandpa's treasure?

Well, the story I heard is that is that grandpa was screwed over by some broad. And she was the Minister's mother.

That's hilarious. It's just like you and Fujiko.

You eat a lot. How many stomachs to you have?

Don't be silly. It's natural to get hungry after exercising.

Don't you think this jailbreak looks too easy?

What? That just means that my plan was perfect.

Got a cold?

No, it just happens when Pops talks about me.

Ah, Inspector, look out! It's dangerous to lean over so much! This is shark infested water!

[arrogant and insistent on searching for Lupin] You fool! If you're scared of a shark, you can't arrest Lupin! [The boat leans to the side, sending Zenigata falling over the railing and towards the water. Lupin throws a rope out with a wooden block attached to it, causing the Inspector to dangle just above the water. He sees the guard is right, and there are indeed sharks in the water] Hey! Get away! Stay back! [The sharks jump at Zenigata] I'm not tasty! Don't come! Help! Pull me up!

[pulling Zenigata up] Geez, what a troublesome old man you are!

You're too nice. It'd make the job easier if you left him as shark bait.

How do I look? Am I sexy?

Oh, Lupin, what's happened to you? You look so thin!

The apple is actually a laxative to help with bulimia.

That figures. After all the trouble to get it, it turned out to be a laxative.

[cornered and out of bullets] Stupid Jigen!

If you don't like me, I can flee solo.

Please don't, Jigen-san.

Sorry, I'm... Huh? You're still mad?

You woke me up from a nap. How could I be in a good mood after that?

Try taking your anger out on the mafia guys.

Where's Goemon?

He went off to crash.

How can he sleep when there's eight million dollars waiting for him?

Hey, Lupin. Did you order this thing?

Delicious.

Officer! Help! Help! Help! H- [He finds himself staring down the barrel of a cop's gun] Eh? [He quickly dodges before the cop fires and he and Jigen continue running down the street. The suspected felon fires at them along with the cops] Are they mafia, too?

Guess so.

How many people are in the goddamn mob?!

Just assume it's everybody!

Looks like we're stuck here for a while.

[dazed] Guess so.

This is a "survival knife". It's used by special forces.

Special forces...

[pointing to an engraving on the knife] Look at this.

Hmm, it's got an engraving.

Yes. It's the serial number of the soldier who owned it.

I see. [He dashes to the door] Thanks a bunch. You've been very helpful.

I see. The gold robbers were special forces.

Yeah. No doubt.

[taking the knife] Still, he's not very bright to drop it.

Now, shall we go?

Right.

W... What do you want?

Huh? I thought I heard voices in here. Is everything OK?

N... No, I'm just mumbling to myself. What do you want?

Oh, right, right. Could you give me back the knife?

The knife? [He fumbles around for it] Knife, knife, where is that thing...? [Jigen's arm emerges from behind Lupin's coat with the knife] Oh, here.

Ah, thanks. [He stands, wondering why the forensic scientist just grew a third arm. Lupin hastily shoves him out the door]

You got what you wanted, so get out and let me work! [He shuts the door] Phew. That was a close call.

By the way, Lupin, what is this?

It's a missile.

What?!

I "borrowed" it from the armory!

Get me off this thing!

You still alive, Jigen?

Our partnership is over.