Lupin quotes from Lupin III

You sure you're okay to drive?

Oh, sure. I'm fine. Just fine. Little bit of alcohol like that isn't going to affect me.

[sitting in the back with Goemon] Lupin, cut it out!

You guys are a couple of lightweights.

Come on, man, keep it down, willya?

Ah, geez...

You know, just for the record, I've never been hungover from drinking sake.

[in disguise, offering to kiss Zenigata on the cheek] 'Allo! What about me?

Uh, no thanks. Gotta run. Bye!

I can't believe we were beaten to the punch like that!

You really need to let that go, my friend.

Goemon's right, Lupin. You're really losing perspective here. I mean, we just scored the biggest, most beautiful diamond I've ever laid eyes on.

And will you love it as much when it retails for five bucks?

Anyways, all's I'm saying is, great game plan, great team, great execution.

And, uh, speaking of execution, you know what happens to guys who double-cross me, right?

Eh, we did it. I swear. Here, look. We even took a picture when we finished.

Zenigata?! He's the guy??

Anyway, we already know where the microfilm is.

Hell of a lot of good that does us. Though some fun pictures do come to mind.

You're not real... You're not real... You're not real!

Yoo-hoo! [He waggles his tongue at Zenigata. The Inspector screams and runs down the street, leaving a confused Lupin standing there]

Open wide now, Inspector Sleeping Beauty. [He holds Zenigata's nose. The Inspector sneezes violently, and the microfilm goes flying] What...? Hey! It's not in there! What's going on?

Wh... Wha...?

[whistling and pointing to show the direction the microfilm flew in and then pointing to the ocean] Mmm... hm. Ker-plop.

So, Pops, I hear you talk about me in your sleep!

Shut up, shut up, shut up!

When a fever like that proves impervious to every stratagem of Western medicine, it's time for a little Jiryu-toh.

What the hell is Jiryu-toh?

It's a broth of pregnant earthworms.

Oh man, you gotta be kidding me.

You're not fooling me! I saw "The Wizard of Oz" 100 times!

Alright, very well, then. Just trying to have a little fun, for heaven's sakes.

Lupin only has until midnight to steal this treasure. After that, not even the greatest thief in the world could pull it off.

[as Sherlock Holmes III] Quite brilliant, really. I must say. It's got me pondering the best orifice for my stamp collection.

Uh... No way. I'm not gonna touch that one. Three hours left.

So, come on. Candyland? Moustrap? Hungry Hippos?

Just give it up. There's no way out of this this time, Lupin. We're puttin' you on ice for good and I got your mittens right here. [He pulls out a pair of handcuffs]

That's very kind, but you might wanna save those for that cold day in hell when I admit defeat.

So someone's running around impersonating me. I mean, what's so hard to grasp? I am something of a celebrity, you know.

He dresses like you, he sounds like you, and he's got your fingerprints.

Yeah, but he's not as handsome, according to you.

So what? You're a master of disguise, and I didn't say handsome anyway.

Whatever. You guys stick together, and I'll stick to my principles, like not working with killers.

[frustrated] What a hypocritical bitch! "Principles", my ass.