A character in Lupin III
Lupin
Lupin III · 568 quotes
Most-quoted character in Lupin III: in 333 of its 568 quotes
Most scenes with: Jigen (119), Zenigata (60), Fujiko (58)
[to Jigen, who is snoring in the seat next to him] Didn't you mention you were a fan of all this classical crap?
[Jigen nods sleepily. Lupin yawns and dozes off as well]
[to Goemon] But they could stay up all night for some kung-fu epic.
Looks like Pops is getting serious.
Better hope so, 'cause if that ain't serious, I don't know what serious is.
[Lupin is about to explain his plan to defeat Kyoransky]
Anyway, take a look at this.
[He pulls out a ladle]
Okay, I don't understand.
It's a straining ladle for cooking.
I know that, but what are you gonna do? Challenge Kyoransky to a bake off?
My father was Momanitt Mulchy. When he was alive, he was a master jeweler. But you killed him in cold blood.
I only kill in self-defense, which means I don't regret it.
Damn it, Lupin! I'm going to get killed because of you. I'm totally going to haunt you.
[Lupin turns on a transmission]
I don't mind being haunted by a cute girl. Not sure about you, Pops. And I really feel for you guys, having to take care of a klutz like Pops!
[disguised as Napoleon] Inspector Zenigata, why don't we make a deal? I hate Lupin for putting me through this. How would you like to capture him yourself?
I'll take you up on that offer!
[He rams into Lupin and shoves him into a bush]
[Zenigata sees the helicopter exploding in the distance, as Lupin, who is disguised as Napoleon, stands next to him]
L... Lupin...
What's the matter? Aren't you pleased?
[sniffling] I'm sad because a good man has died.
A good man?
[Another explosion occurs. Zenigata breaks into a run]
Lupin, if you're alive, let's fight again.
[The smoke from the wreckage billows out. Zenigata stops suddenly. Lupin runs up beside him. As the musical cue 'Zenigata March' plays in the background, Zenigata stares in disbelief. He starts to cry and sinks to his knees]
L... Lupin... We were on different sides of the law, but I liked you.
[He collapses and beats the ground, sobbing. Lupin smiles warmly]
[in thought] I like you, too.
Love isn't allowed in a man's world.
Come on, Jigen, don't be so mean.
[answering the phone] Huh?
Jigen! I'm being chased! Help me! This is Joe!
Joe? What's the matter? Where are you?
I'm in Maria's restaurant.
[Joe's two pursuers kick the door open. Joe draws but isn't able to fire. He backs away in terror]
[over the phone] Joe, answer me! What's the matter with you, Joe?
[over the phone] Go to hell, you idiot!
[From over the phone comes the sound of gunfire]
JOE!
[Jigen's panicked cries wake Lupin, who sleepily shuffles out of his room, clutching a pillow. The international thief and criminal looks profoundly innocent standing in the doorway like this]
Jigen, what's going on?
It's bad. My mentor's going to get bumped off.
[half-asleep] Huh...?
He's a man named Joe of Spade... Lupin, will you go to Marseille with me?
[Lupin responds with a loud yawn]
It's the middle of the night...
[Jigen carries Lupin over his shoulder into the Mercedes and drives into the night with him in the front passenger seat]
[Lupin appears in Joe's teleporter. His hair crackles with static and he wears a dazed expression]
Lupin! What are you doing here?
[He curiously walks over to Lupin to closely inspect him. The young man rolls out, curled up in a tight ball, in the middle of the room. Slowly, he unfolds his legs, then his arms, rolling onto his back, and then a sitting position. He sets his head straight, then pinches his cheek, then his nose, then his ears, then feels his eyes, his head and chin, squishes his cheeks, feels his mouth, and finally slaps his face before shaking his head. He sits, still in a daze, and blinks. He looks around]
Oh, Joe! That means the electric waves have successfully transmitted me!
Have you even met the Gestapo? They're devils. They're barely even human!
[jokingly] I thought you were the devil.
Shut up! Give me the diamond!
Stop it, Peter!
Welcome, Lupin. I'll kill you along with the rest.
[He gets out a lighter. Lupin pulls out the Dragon's Tear]
So you don't want the Dragon's Tear?
I have no need for that. From the beginning, all I wanted was to kill every one of those bastard Nazis.
[drawing his Walther] I can't let you do that!
[They pause for a long time. Peter nears the lighter close to the fuse. Lupin shoots it away, then shoots one of the ropes. One of the stakes goes flying and impales Peter. The horrific sight causes Lupin to avert his eyes. The balloon floats away with Peter still impaled on the stake. Lupin and his gang sadly watch the balloon]
[Fujiko has seen Lupin dozing in his seat while listening to Beethoven's Eroica]
Lupin, since when were you a fan of classical music?
Well, Eroica is a good lullaby, you know?
It's a silencer that silences all sound! Now we're almost in the nuclear safe.
Anyway, you can take a bath now.
Pops?
Don't call me "Pops". I'm not your relative, Lupin.
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