Lupin quotes from Lupin III

[playing a clapping game] Eighty eight days now in the spring, summer's upon us so everyone sing: Pat a cake, pat a cake, baker's man, bake me a cake as fast as you can!

Huh. I never heard of a football coming with a timer. [He places the football to his ear] Hmm...

Jigen! They don't!

[panicked] Friggin' hell! That means that this thing... This thing here is a...

Damn! That's it! That little Boronco brat has picked the wrong playmate this time!

If you keep thinking of him as just as a kid, then he's gonna keep on playing with you until he wins!

Stop! You're under arrest, Lupin! You hear me? Just pull over now... Or not! I gotta admit, I really love the chase.

I sure wish he'd reconsider his role in this whole enterprise.

Hey, hey! Set an example, will ya? There's kids watching.

What are you saying? I put it in the trash.

[about the diamond] Now I can't seem to decide if I should let Pops lick this thing or not.

Can we vote on it?

[playing cards with a dozing Jigen] Pathetic. Can't even beat him asleep.

[waiting for the mysterious lurker to arrive] I think we may be waiting for Godot.

You know, in all these years, you've never given me a simple goodnight kiss.

Just the cheek. Wouldn't want to arouse you.

Any old cheek you want, I've got four!

Buy a Q-tip, will you? That's really gross. Better luck next time.

Huh...? Of all the friggin'... Earwax?!? [He sits on his bed, angrily pulls off his shoes and tosses them out the room, inadvertently hitting the two chameleon men]

[while watching Zenigata chase after insects] Real shame you had to whittle down that diamond. It's three months of bug-eating for him.

I don't know. I think he enjoys feeling like a kid again.

Hey, what's with the Woodstock get-up, nature boy?

Shh! It's just camouflage. Don't tell her, okay?

[sighing] He never stopped being a kid.

Lupin, it's me. What the hell's going on? Where am I?

Finally! Damn, you're a heavy sleeper. What do you mean, where are you? You're in Hafner's mansion.

Turns out the car was hers. A nice one. A Rolls. I mean, I owe her something for blowing it up.

I can't help feeling there's more to the story.

[grinning mischievously] And we got a whole lot of extra time. Come on, Jigen. Cough it up.

[shyly] It's just... Look, I've told you the part I'm okay talking about.

I don't get it. None of Gavott's people seem to be anywhere around the place.

Got a problem with that?

[about the dismantled robot] Well, why don't we get to work on old Humpty Dumpty?

That doesn't sound good. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again.

Don't worry. I've done this twice before.

You've assembled a robot?

Nah. A ship and a tank.

A ship and a tank?

That's really quite impressive.

Yeah, used to spend all my allowance on those hobby kits of model ships and tanks.

Huh?

You mean you've been talking about model airplanes and toys?

[after completing the robot] Sure. Keeps a young man's hands out of trouble.

[hearing that the concert will have a jeweled baton] You know, Lupin, I don't know if I've told you, but I've been a big classical music fan ever since I was a kid.

What? You've always been a ballads kind of guy.

[nervously twiddling his thumbs] I never told you about this, Fujicakes, but I very nearly took up the bassoon.

And I very nearly took up with a baboon.

Very funny.