Lupin quotes from Lupin III

Pops!

What is it this time.

Where are you taking us?

[solemnly] Stupid question. We're going to the ship with you in the cage and head for Japan. We've known each other for a long time. But this is your last trip. You've got a death sentence awaiting you there.

Did you just feed me something?

[coyly] You're right.

[giggling] I get it. You wanna go all night, right?

It's the opposite.

The opposite?

It'll make you sleep like a log.

Sleep like a...

Hey, Zenigata, what are you going to do with us?

I'm not going to do anything.

You're not going to do anything? What do you mean? Why won't you arrest us?

According to the findings from the ICPO investigation, three men suspected as killers are riding the airship Paradise, which is on a goodwill mission. One of the men is from America, one is from Britain and the third is from the USSR. And the target seems to be you, Lupin the Third.

Thanks for the information. But Pops, why are you going out of your way to help us?

I heard they have strange killing techniques. Be careful.

Now I understand why you showed us your capture technique.

[suddenly acting like a tsundere] You idiot! What kind of policeman would do such a thing?... Good luck anyway.

Good luck?

[smiling warmly] He's too nice to be a policeman.

It's so big! Call it off! [He flees through the doorway] Stop, stop, stop! [The doll crashes through, breaking down the wall] Big ladies aren't my type! No means no! [He's backed against another wall. The doll tries to make a grab for him] This is the opposite of stopping! We're not a good match! We'd stand out! [The doll slips and falls on top of him] Help! I can't breathe! Come on, help me out of here!

This is the special dummy I had prepared for you.

That was bad.

Good grief! Pops is alive!

Lupin! You're under arrest!

What's going on here?

No idea.

[hearing Truffaut's men] They're coming.

You play dead now, Pops.

Jigen, I'll take one for you.

Maybe it's better if I've had a shower first?

It doesn't make a difference anyway.

What? What's on it?

You went through this for my sake.

If I betrayed my comrades, I'd rather die.

[stroking Goemon's hair] You're a fool. A real fool!

I'm very old, of course I'm degenerated. Why must I be treated as the bad guy?

Old man, don't cry. Here's another cup.

Ooishi Kuranosuke, I hate you.

Don't look so mean.

Right. The topic is the treasure.

Is there really a treasure?

Of course there is. I, Kira Kozuenosuke, used my degenerate ways to gather this treasure.

If we were meant to meet, I'll investigate it for you.

We're out of gas.

There's a gas station over there.

This isn't a car!

My hands are cold because... I'm a ghost.

[pounding the table] "I'm a ghost"! That's a good one.

[dazed] Fujiko, what do you conclude from this?

Let's see... Be careful of the floor and the stairs.

Oh yeah, that's right. [He faints]

What the hell is all this sheep doing here?

Don't be irritated. It's not good for your health. You know, count sheep when you can't fall asleep? I suggest you take a nap till they all leave.

Don't talk bullshit. [He yells at the sheep] Hey, go on! Shoo! Come on! I need that statue!

Lupin! [He rushes forward and shakes the dozing Lupin by the head] Wake up, Lupin!

Three billion, six hundred and fifty seven million, six thousand...

[smacking Lupin lightly on the head to wake him up] What kind of talk is that? We know the guy's real identity now.

Lupin, what are you doing? [She runs up to the gang] Is that the Venus statue? It's pretty.

You can see it behind the camels?

What camels?

Lupin, you jerk! Have I ever betrayed you? What's the big idea?

If I didn't, you wouldn't come with me.

Stop the car! I don't want to take part! [Lupin sprays Jigen with knockout gas] Lupin, I'll remember this...

I'll wake you when you get there. Sweet dreams.

What now, Jigen?

Dunno.