Lupin quotes from Lupin III

[from outside] Lupin! Come on! I still can't sleep! Hey, come on! Wake up! Hey, Lupin! I'm bored!

Aw man, when the hell's this potion ever gonna wear off?

I know you're in there! Let me in! Let's go dancing!

Come on, Lupin!

Amore!

What does that mean?

It means: "I want you, I must have you! Let me take you and start a family!"

I absolutely refuse to let you up, Miss Mary, unless you promise to marry me!

WHAT? That's impossible!

Damn it!

Just snap out of it!

Oh yes, flip me like a hamburger, baby!

I'm not even a friggin' woman!

Oh well, nobody's perfect.

[frazzled] All right! You win! I give up! But premarital sex is out of the question!

[as Zenigata] I do admit to sort of a perverse admiration.

Admiration, my ass! Why don't you just admit it?! You ARE in love with the guy! And you always have been, haven't you? You big egomaniac!

Friggin' birds can't get close to that thing, and I don't think I can pull off the backless look, either. I mean, not that it doesn't look absolutely stunning on you or anything, but it does take a certain androgynous quality, you know?

I swear, I'll beat you with your own hat. [Jigen laughs]

Man, sure could have used Goemon's Zantetsu sword this time, huh?

Hmm?

I said, Goemon's sword would have come in handy!

Huh?

I know, it's a bummer, but it's no use crying over spilled milk. We just gotta...

Lupin! You'd better get up here!

Yeah, that man's the last of a dying breed, Jigen.

You can say that again.

Kind of like u... ah... ah, ah, ah... [He sneezes]

Serves you right. I mean, uh, didn't your mama ever tell you not to go out without your pants on?

Oh, man.

Zenigata.

Hey, man. How's it hanging?

I was just...

I refer to that big wad of drool hanging from your chin, you slacker. Then again, in your dreams is the only place you'll ever catch me.

[sneezing] You know, I think the whole thing went pretty well.

[sneezing] And that was really the best plan you could think of?

Gotta keep your eye on the prize. After all, the whole idea was to divert his attention. Remember that. And that's what counts.

Because now, Zenigata's gonna be practically living on that boat until they recover our bodies.

Exactly. [He sneezes again]

Son of a bitch. Wouldn't you know it? Last one?

Stay cool, man. We'll get it. Easy does it now.

Damn piece of crap.

The constellations of the winter sky are dominated by the brilliant and dynamic figure of Orion. Legend has it, he was a powerfully built young huntsman of exceptional skill, whose love for the daughter of the treacherous king nearly spelled his doom.

If only Fujiko were here. This would be a very romantic date, but... Oh, well. It oughta begin in a minute.

Our hearts were beating like crazy.

This before or after you left the cell?

Just let me finish, willya?

So, this is it, huh? It's come to this.

Yep. 'Fraid so, Lupin.

Think you can take me on?

You said it yourself a million times, Lupin. I'm the quickest draw on the planet.

Next to me, that is.

Oh, man, this will be sweet.

I think we really need to get a second TV.

Hey, I've never missed a single episode of Housewives Theater in fifteen years and I'm not starting now.

That's too damn bad, pal. There's a first time for everything. Anyway, it's Spaghetti Western Sunday on Channel 5.

Dang!

No, no, there it is!

We're watching this!

Hey! No!

Would you come on?

There!

What are you...?

No!

What the...? Oh, that's just great.

Stop it! Wonderful. Now look what you've done.

Yeah? You started it.

That crazy lady's gonna turn us all into wax figures. Even Fujiko. They got her upstairs, locked up.

Hey, don't! Come on! Get a hold of yourself.

Bet you haven't even tried the most obvious thing.

No! Hold it, Pops! Wait!

Help me! Please!

What the hell's going on here, Lupin?

Unfortunately, this kind of thing happens all the time around here. She's like some kind of evil witch.

[lifting Zenigata out] That's just great. Either of you guys wanna lend a hand?