Lupin quotes from Lupin III

Uh, Goemon?

You need to remain calm.

All right, you guys calm down. I'll freak out!

[tipsy on bourbon] Come on, you knew we were drunks when you married us!

[also happily wasted on the bourbon] You know the truly great part? I don't care if I ever get better!

[smiling craftily] Don't you tempt fate. It can be cruel.

[answering the phone] Good morning. Zenigata speaking. WHAT?! IN A HOTEL IN BROAD DAYLIGHT?! WHO THE HELL IS THIS?!

[disguising his voice with an accent] The point is, he's here now. Aloha.

No, Goemon, stop!

Take it easy, man.

She may have put the sleeping pills in the drink, but it was I who kept asking for more. And now the sword, my very soul as a samurai, is gone!

I egged... you on!

It doesn't matter! The responsibility is solely my own! Don't force me to live in shame, Lupin! That's worse than death to me! [He sobs]

Uh, listen. Uh, you'd better come along with me right now.

Pops, I can't play right now. Sorry. Gotta go. Take care.

Wait! Lupin! Hey!

Not so fast, wise guy! [He launches himself at the car and throws his handcuffs forward. As Lupin drives off, Zenigata finds that he's handcuffed several sticks of lit dynamite. He realizes what it is and runs off] Help! Somebody help!

So, Lupin, do you see now that it's futile to try to escape from here?

Last chance, now. Would you care to accept our invitation and join our brotherhood?

You heard me, sister. No-one's gonna tell me how to live my life.

Why do I feel like I just had a real bad dream?

Hey, Jigen, I was living in your bad dream.

Anyway, we'll find out as soon as we break in there.

[sarcastically] Oh, yeah. Great plan. We break into the place. Don't know why I didn't think of that.

This from a man who just came from dining on curry fit only for the immortals. We're blessed. It'll be a piece of cake.

What the...? Where did my hand go?

[panicked] Your hand?!

[relieved] Had me worried there.

[angrily punching Jigen in the stomach] Jigen, don't you ever do that to me again!

Sorry, man.

[imitating Mr. X] And our long story comes to a happy ending! [He cackles]

[drawing his gun, thinking Mr. X tricked him into killing Lupin] Bastard!

Kidding! Kidding! Just messin' with ya!

The sun, it's setting. [He coughs] Seems kind of early for it. But I guess it's... [He coughs again] ... Just my time. [He faints]

[thinking he died] No, it isn't, Lupin! It's not your time yet!

Was it, uh, supposed to work like that?

I'm not a chemist or anything, you know, but I think I might've added a little too much explosive. Probably shouldn't do that kind of thing when you're in a bad mood.

Whoa! Get a load of this! It's Pops, and he's being chased by somebody. And there's a girl with him, and she's hot! What the hell is wrong with this picture?

Well, if you're right, it's the end of the friggin' world!

By the way, Pops, how come you're going out of your way like this for her?

Well, it's because...

You're in love with her, aren't you?

[blushing furiously] D-d-don't be ridiculous! I'm a public servant!

[grinning mischievously at Zenigata] There she is!

[bashfully covering his face with his hat] Oh, come on, Lupin!

You didn't... I mean, you wouldn't...?

Aw man, you too? Look, I friggin' saved the guy!

Yeah, good luck convincing Boronco's men of that.

[grumbling] D'ah, friggin... d'ahh! [He sees the blockade] Hey, they've already blocked the street off! Hang on, Jigen!

I always thought I missed my true calling as a stunt driver in action movies, you know? [He sees Jigen coughing] Huh?

Well that oughta knock 'em out.

How'd everything go, Officer?

Just like a dream.