A character in Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil
Lucy's taking a long time with that food, huh?
Well, for Lucy, service is not about speed, it's about power.
Wow, that's deep man. You should write that down.
Already did. In my brain diary.
I love that track, what is it?
That's ah, Himalayan yak herders.
That's so cool.
Yak herders! Those guys sure know how to party! Wooo!
You encourage them!
Lucy, I'm a DJ. Having a girl sexy-dance right next to me is part of the job. It's like if I was a construction worker and you said to me: 'I don't like how there's always cement hanging around you.' Or if I was a baker, okay, and you'd be like 'What's with all the yeast?'
I get it, I get it. Okay, how 'bout this, if you want to be with me, you can't be a ridiculous manslut, how 'bout that?
Yeah, that's fine. But I'm starting to get a little claustrophobic, so...
What?! Claustrophobic! I give you your space, all I ask is this one thing!
No, no, no, not in the relationship, I mean, literally in this closet. It's a tiny space for two people so if we...
How can you be claustrophobic, you're an escape artist.
All escape artists are claustrophobic, that's why we want to escape.
I'm Dr. Franz Weiner. I want you to tell me about your fears.
Are you a therapist?
Sort of.
You know who you remind me of? Freddy Krueger.
Why?
Because of your sweater and your lumpy skin.
I don't have lumpy skin! Alright, fine. Let's just focus on you, Jesús, and your fears.
Hey, you're like Freud-y Krueger!
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Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil · 75 quotes
