Judas quotes from Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil

All right now, someone from the audience will sing 'Shadows of the Night' by Pat Benatar, while DJ Jesus attempts to free himself before the song is over. And if he doesn't, he will be lowered into a pit...of vipers!

Hey you smell something? Yeah you smell it, right Judas? Yeah, it smells like fish. Yeah, like right behind (reaches to side of Lucy's head and pulls back arm with a platter of fish in his hand) your ear. Stay for dinner?

Whoa! Pulled out the platter of fish. Dude, cameraman, tell me you got that.

We want your Dad to make a dildo of me breaking the world record for holding my arms out. We're gonna auction it off on holdingmyarmsout.com.

I'd buy it...For my Mom! (silence) Ah. For your Mom! Woo!

Lucy's taking a long time with that food, huh?

Well, for Lucy, service is not about speed, it's about power.

Wow, that's deep man. You should write that down.

Already did. In my brain diary.

I love that track, what is it?

That's ah, Himalayan yak herders.

That's so cool.

Yak herders! Those guys sure know how to party! Wooo!

Dude! You're naked!

Yes, I woke up naked on the docks and I decided to come straight to work.

Nice dick!

Thank you

What I'd give for half of that. DJ Jay, spit some beats for that politicians dick