Nightshade quotes from Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil

(holding fluorescent light and killing vampires): High alpha, full spectrum, baby! Forty-two hundred lumens!

Ohh I see a penis. A captive subject to study in detail and test new methods on.

Uh, well that's a good idea too. I was just thinking of it more like a pet. My friend has a python and he was like 'And I have a python,' and I'm like 'Oh, yeah you should come over to my place some time,' and he came over and I was like 'Vampire!'

Wow, you are a real nerd.

The most deadly assassin nun the Catholic Church has ever produced. You need no introduction.

Thanks kid, but why don't you take your lips off my ass and just tell me who to kill.

Woah, woah, woah, Sister. I like your spirit, let me just give you a quickie primer, okay? First of all, as I'm sure the Special Fathers will tell you, hunting vampires...well, forget everything you've seen in the movies. It's all bunk!

Sunlight?

Oh, no, actually sunlight is real. Sunlight can kill a vampire, but...

Stakes in the heart?

Well, uh, yeah. Hold on, uh, let me give you my spiel, okay?

Garlic? Just a mild food allergy. If you want to give a vampire the runs, cook them ziti with some garlic sauce.

Good to know. Get ready to shit, vampires!