A character in Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil
But it's funner to say letters.
Yes it is fun for you.
Do one.
Ok how's it going with the A.C.
The Air Conditioning?
See this is what I mean.
What's the A.C.?
Anti Christ!
According to our studies, if the people of the world masturbate just eight percent more, civilization will collapse.
We feel that men can't possibly masturbate more, but women, women can.
Yeah, especially her. Translate that.
(holding up dildo) Here's to Lucy and her horrible dildo!
You know what, I don't wanna cheer with dildos.
What's the problem, that one hasn't been used.
That one has? Ughh.
Becky and Devil: Awkward.
Ah, this is a mountain?
It's a small mountain slash hill.
It's a mill. How would you say it?
I would probably not do it like that, I would probably say a himalountain.
Heh. Which is longer than...the whole purpose of smooshing would be to shorten the...
Is that the whole purpose, or is it to have fun?
That's the most awkward way to do it.
Wow one quarter scale diesel cog railway. Who's on board, guys? Chugga, chugga! Come on!
Chugga Chugga?
My problem is that you like to impose your opinion on how I want to do things.
What? What? No I would not.
You would do mill, I would do himalountain. The end.
I agree with you, I'm saying I agree with you.
The end.
What do you mean the end? It's not the end.
The end. You have your opinion, I have mine, so what else is there to talk about?
Get behind me Satan!
What? What'd you say?
I said get behind me, you and Betsy!
Becky!
I'll shield you from the sand! I've got glasses on, we can try to make it inside!
Alright, great, but don't say get behind me, I've got a thing about that.
Okay. But seriously dude, if you like these chicks, yah gotta check out Burning Man, it's like Sodom and Gomorrah. It's all glitter and body paint, no one wears clothes!
A teratoma is a tumor that grows teeth and hair. It's the most disgusting thing in the world.
Yeah.
And, I'd like to introduce you. Becky, this is Terry.
Hello Becky.
It sounds like me because it's part of me. It's my genetic material but concentrated into like a ball of teeth and hair.
Wow.
Yeah, and I have more hair.
Hey, at least I don't have a lisp.
Do I have a lisp?
Well, a little.
Shut up Satan.
This is like the worst ventriloquist act I have ever seen.
That book is a big problem.
Don't worry about it. I already posted a bad review on Amazon.com
That's not enough!
That's what you've been working on all day? Poop jokes?
Yeah. What's wrong with that? Becky, you go poop. I know you do.
Well, I'm on the Sex Offenders' web site, so what do you want to do?
Wow, look at that. You can see them on the map?
Yeah, you haven't seen this? And look, you click on one of those dots, and it brings up his mug shot. It's like the worst online dating site in the world.
That's funny, too, Becky! You're having fun at work!
Fun?
Yes!!
Yeah, I guess...
You WERE Becky... don't take it back.
I guess. No, this is... this is fun.
Don't do that, don't itch your neck...
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