A character in Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil
Well, here's the deal. I don't want you to think that he's replacing you.
I don't.
Just because he's been doing most of the stuff you're supposed to do.
He has? Like what kinda stuff?
Like work stuff. For like, for me. Like making me proud. Which you choose not to do.
I mean, since Terry, I've never seen more of you. You've been here like every day for like two weeks.
Well, I'm, that's because I...
I personally think he's replacing you. I mean, didn't you used to have a job?
What? That's ridiculous, Lucy. You're just bitter that your boyfriend wrote a bestseller about you and then dumped you.
It's an allegory. And he didn't dump me. He's just been busy with casting, and the film, and scouting locations.
See, isn't it perfect? It's so corny and stupid and inauthentic. I mean, you can't fake this!
Jesús, hey I've done a little bit of acting here and there, and I would love to play myself in your movie, if I could. I mean, you're gonna shoot here, I'm gonna be here.
No can do. Your part is gonna be CG.
CG, that sucks.
Well you can be an extra, how bout that?
Okay.
I'll talk to Budget, maybe we can get you a line.
Becky, where have you been, I've been trying to reach...Oh. Hey Terry.
Satan.
Were you guys somewhere together?
Yeah, we had a meeting/ No I was at the gym.
That's weird, you just said two different things.
Hey, what are you doing back here?
Oh, I was giving Terry a tour.
Where's Terry?
Ah, I put him in the deep fryer.
Well, that's good timing because DJ Jesús just ordered up a veggie burger.
Lucy. Evil.
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