Sawyer Ford quotes from Lost

Jack

Do you know how to use a gun?

Sawyer

Well, there's one polar bear that seems to think so.

Sawyer

I've never been in love!

Kate

You've never been in love?

Sawyer

I ain't drinking, am I?

Kate

I never had a one-night stand!

Kate

Bottom's up, Sailor!

Sawyer

I gotta drink for each one?!!

Sawyer

I've never been to Disneyland

Oh come on. Thats just sad.

Christian Shephard

This... This business that you have... Will it ease your suffering?

Sawyer

Yeah.

Christian Shephard

Then what are you doing here?

Sawyer

It aint that simple.

Christian Shephard

Of course it is! Unless you want to end up like me, of course it is!

Sun

My husband is many things. But he is not a liar.

Sawyer

You gonna lecture us about lying, Betty? From the look on his face even your old man here didn't know you speak English!

Jack

[diagnosing Sawyer] Have you ever had sex with a prostitute?

Sawyer

What's that got to do with my headaches?

Jack

Maybe a lot.

Sawyer

...yes.

Jack

Have you ever contracted an STD? [Sawyer is silent] I'll take that as a yes. When was your last outbreak?

Sawyer

Go to hell, Doc.

Kate

I know he deserved it, but...

Jack

He needs glasses.

Jack

You've got hyperopia.

Sawyer

Hyperopia? That's..... What is that?

Jack

You're farsighted.

Sawyer

By the time you get back we'll be in the water. Guess this is pretty much goodbye, then.

Jack

Yeah, I guess it is. Good luck, Sawyer.

Sawyer

[pause] Jack! About a week before we all got on the plane I got to talking to this man in a bar in Sydney. He was American, too. A doctor. I've been on some benders in my time, but this guy he was going for an all time record. It turns out this guy has a son his son's a doctor, too. They had some kind of big time falling out. The guy knew it was his fault even though his son was back in the States thinking the same damn thing.

Jack

[starts to recognize who Sawyer's talking about]

Sawyer

See, kids are like dogs, you knock them around enough they'll think they did something to deserve it. Anyway, there's a pay phone in this bar. And this guy, Christian... tells me he wishes he had the stones to pick up the phone, call his kid, tell him he's sorry, that he's a better doctor than he'll ever be he's proud and he loves him. I had to take off, but something tells me he never got around to making that call. Small world, huh?

Jack

[unable to hold back tears] Yeah...

Sawyer

Good luck, Jack.

Michael

You singing Bob Marley?

Sawyer

No. [little pause] Why? You like Bob Marley?

Michael

Man, who doesn't like Bob Marley?

Michael

Well I guess I know why the shark is hanging around. Your shoulder.

Sawyer

Oh, well I'll just stop bleeding then.

Michael

Everything is cool. We had a talk and they believe we were on the plane too.

Sawyer

Swell. I guess we can all sue Oceanic together.

Ana-Lucia

You do what I tell you. When I say, "move" you move. When I say "stop" you stop. When I say "jump", what do you say?

Sawyer

You first.

Bernard

Back where you guys came from. Is there a woman named Rose.

Sawyer

Black chick, In the 50's.

Sawyer

So what's your name anyway?

Mr. Eko

Mistereko.

Sawyer

Mr. Eko

Mr. Eko

(Smiling) Yes.

Sawyer

Whats that like Mister Ed?

Kate

Do you see that?

Sawyer

If you mean the big-ass horse standing in the jungle... then, uh, yeah.