Bernard Nadler quotes from Lost

Bernard

Have you all forgotten that we crashed on this island? It's like none of you want to go home again!

Bernard Nadler

[to Jack] Wouldn't you rather be dreaming about something nice back home?

Bernard

Back where you guys came from. Is there a woman named Rose.

Sawyer

Black chick, In the 50's.

Bernard

[To Eko] I liked you better when you just hit people with your stick!

Charlie

(Looking at Eko after Bernard left) I like you just the way you are.

Bernard Nadler

Aren't you remotely curious as to where all this came from? You're acting like we just got back from the supermarket.

Rose Henderson Nadler

Well, I guess I was raised never to question my blessings.

Bernard Nadler

I was raised to question piles of food with weird labels that just fall out of the sky, Rose.

Bernard Nadler

Rose, I've been a bachelor for 56 years, and then I met you. And we just fell into this rhythm like we had known each other forever. I always dreamed of finding somebody like you, but I'd given up hope that I ever would.

Rose Henderson Nadler

Bernard...

Bernard Nadler

I know, I know. It's crazy. We just met 5 months ago. But 5 months is long enough because I knew after 5 minutes. [he opens an ring box] Rose, I love you. Will you marry me?

Rose Henderson Nadler

Bernard, I'm dying. I'm sick, and I'm dying.

Bernard Nadler

[to the violinists] Would you excuse us for a minute, please?

Rose Henderson Nadler

I've been in remission for the last couple of years. But now it's back and this time it's not going away. My doctor says I have about a year -- maybe a little longer.

Bernard Nadler

[beat] You haven't answered my question.

Rose

If I told you that I'd help you with your SOS sign, would you change your mind?

Bernard

No ma'am.

Rose

Then I want you to say it again.

Bernard

Rose...

Rose

Say it, Bernard.

Bernard

I am a dentist, I am not Rambo.

Ben

Not so long ago, Jack, I made a decision that took the lives of over forty people in a single day. I'm telling you this because history is about to repeat itself, right here, right now.

Jack

Let me guess you've got us surrounded and if I don't do what you say you're gonna, you're gonna kill all of my people?

Ben

No, Jack, you are.

Jack

[Laughs] And how am I going do that, Ben?

Ben

The woman you've been traveling with. The one who parachuted onto the island from that helicopter. She's not who she says she is.

Jack

She's not, huh?

Ben

No she's not.

Jack

Then who is she?

Ben

She's a representative of some people who've been trying to find this island, Jack. She's one of the bad guys.

Jack

Oh, I almost forgot, you're the, you're the good guys.

Ben

Jack listen to me. If you phone her boat, every single living person on this island will be killed. So here's what has to happen. Get that device, that phone she carries with her, and give it to me. I will turn around, we'll walk back to my people, you will turn around and walk back to your people.

Jack

I'm not going anywhere.

Ben

May I have my walkie talkie back?

Jack

What?

Ben

There's something you need to hear. Please?

Ben

Tom are you there?

Tom

Yes I'm here.

Ben

[To Jack] Your plan killed seven of my people, but the ones you failed to kill are now holding your friends: Jin, Sayid, Bernard, at gunpoint.

Sayid

Jack, don't give him anything.

Bernard

Leave him alone!

Ryan

I said shut up!

Jack

And what's to stop me from snapping your neck?

Ben

Tom unless you hear my voice in one minute, shoot all three of them.

Tom

Got it.

Ryan

I said don't move.

Ben

Bring me the phone, Jack.

Sayid

Don't negotiate with him-

Ben

Forty Five seconds.

Jack

No. I'm getting them all of the island. All of them!

Ben

Let me ask you something, Jack. Why do you wanna leave the Island? What is it that you so desperately want to get back to? You have no one. Your father's dead, your wife left you, moved on with another man. Can you just not wait to get back to the hospital? Get back to fixing things? It's twenty seconds now. Just get me the phone, Jack.

Jack

No.

Ben

Ten seconds. Bring me the phone.

Jack

No.

Ben

I'm not bluffing!

Jack

I WON'T DO IT!

Ben

Five. Four. Three.

Jack

No.

Ben

I'm so sorry, Jack.

Jack

Tom are you there?

Tom

Yeah, Jack, I hear ya.

Jack

I'm going to lead my people up to the radio tower. And I'm going to make a call and get them all rescued. Every one of them. And then I'm gonna come find you. And I'm gonna kill ya.

Did I ever tell you I won the lottery? I had like a hundred and fifty million dollars. Worst thing that ever happened to me.

Bernard Nadler

Oh yeah, who needs a hundred and fifty million dollars, right?

Bernard Nadler

You realize we're the only two married guys on the island? Married?

Jin Soo-Kwon

Married.

Bernard Nadler

Yeah, well, no, not to each other. No. You got it. It's not easy, is it? Oh, I mean, it's--it's wonderful, but... let's face it, every decision that you make takes twice as long. 'Cause you always gotta talk them into it. [beat[ Rose... has cancer. She's sick. Dying. Well, at least, she 'was' dying. She says she's better now. She says it's this place... the island. But when the camp split up, I was sure that she'd want to go with Locke. Why would she want to leave the island, and risk getting sick again?

Jin Soo-Kwon

Then why do you stay with Jack?

Bernard Nadler

Because it was the right thing to do. Locke... he's a murderer. See, it's all about karma, Jin. Do you know karma? You make bad choices, bad things happen to you. But you make good choices, and then good—

Bernard Nadler

Hey! Hey, hey, hey! You got one! Yeah. Here, pull it in.

Bernard Nadler

Wow, look at that! You see? Now, that's karma. We must be the good guys, huh?

Bernard

It went well. She did good. She said you could go back inside if you want to.

Kate

Thank you

Bernard

Okay.

Juliet

He didn't lose that much blood. I got the appendix out and put everything back where it belongs, I think.

Kate

Yeah. So, he's gonna be okay?

Juliet

He should be fine. We just have to talk him into resting.

Kate

Good luck with that!

Juliet

I'm sorry I yelled at you.

Kate

Don't worry about it. You had enough going on.

Juliet

You know, he kissed me.

Kate

What?

Juliet

The other day, when you came back from the other side of the island, Jack kissed me.

Kate

Oh...

Juliet

It was nice. But it wasn't for me. But it was for him. I'm pretty sure he was trying to prove something.

Kate

Prove what?

Juliet

That he doesn't love some else.

Kate

Thank you, Juliet. Thank you for saving his life.

Juliet

I know you're awake.

Sawyer

Did you not hear me shout "meet at the creek"?

Bernard

There were flaming arrows raining down around us, killing everyone we knew - well sure, we heard you!

Sawyer

Well we spent all sorts of time looking for you. I had Jin out searching the island grid-by-grid.

Rose

Yeah, we know.

Juliet

You know?

Rose

Yeah sure, you lot joined up with Dharma.

Sawyer

Well damn, I could have brought both of you in! Why didn't you find a way to tell us you were out here?

Rose

Because we're retired.